Attorney Bill S(chmalfeldt) Preston, Esq is now saying that I can’t file counterclaims until I’ve been added to his suit.
Huh.
Twitter Court Legal LULZ du jour
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Twitter Court LULZ du jour
Today in Twitter Court, Ace Attorney Bill S(chmalfeldt) Preston, Esq has made a most excellent declarative in how he is going to prosecute his case.
The first order of business: Subpoena WordPress, Internet Service Providers, cable companies and router hardware companies to find out the identities of those who are posting comments about him on sites he goes to look for butthurt.
Jealousy is so unbecoming. (updated)
Schmalfeldt is on the Twitterz again running off about the gathering that took place after the Show Cause hearing that he willfully chose not to attend.
In order to bring himself some small pleasure, unrelated to his never used penis, he is now trying to push the narrative that the gathering was all for naught because he believes the intended outcome was for the visitors to see him locked up in irons and carted off to jail.
Hmmm…
Talking to one’s self with Parkinson’s
Bill is running off at the Twitterz again, talking about things he’s made up in his head. And now he’s talking to himself using the Billy Boy Unread account.
BREAKING NEWS: Judge responds to Disabled Man – “Oh yeah? See you in court, buddy.”
Westminster, MD (SCN) – Today, at a show cause hearing, Judge Hecker expressed frustration from the bench with the actions of Bill Schmalfeldt, a defiant disabled man, and his failure to appear saying, “.. it raises concerns that directly impact the integrity and dignity of the Court.” Continue reading
BREAKING NEWS: Defiant Disabled Man Refuses Judge’s Order to Appear
Bill Schmalfeldt, Defiant Disabled Man
Myrtle Beach, SC (SCN) – Today, in a stunning and graphically unfunny podcast the world mostly ignored (not to mention all the dead air), Bill Schmalfeldt declared in a pathetic manifesto that he was going to ignore the Show Cause Order to appear in front of a Judge in a Maryland Court.
The hearing is scheduled at 8:45 am on Wednesday, June 28, in Westminster, Maryland. Continue reading
Guys, this is important.
So this happened…
Warning: This post may contain serious lulz. If you laugh for more than four hours, seek medical attention.
I’m going to leave this right here..
Tick Tock.
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