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Monthly Archives: June 2017
Math is hard. And so is English.
When it comes to basic literacy, a certain Deadbeat in South Carolina makes up shit about the meaning of words that doesn’t exist.
Heading into the Holiday Weekend
Before a holiday, I can always count on the workload to be a bit heavier. Trying to turn off my workstation for the long weekend ahead is always a struggle.
Time to start the festivities for the weekend. Oh, I have a few things lined up for some light reading about certain people. But first, here is a joke that needs a punchline.. Continue reading
Jealousy is so unbecoming. (updated)
Schmalfeldt is on the Twitterz again running off about the gathering that took place after the Show Cause hearing that he willfully chose not to attend.
In order to bring himself some small pleasure, unrelated to his never used penis, he is now trying to push the narrative that the gathering was all for naught because he believes the intended outcome was for the visitors to see him locked up in irons and carted off to jail.
Hmmm…
Talking to one’s self with Parkinson’s
Bill is running off at the Twitterz again, talking about things he’s made up in his head. And now he’s talking to himself using the Billy Boy Unread account.
We came all that way for much more than you could possibly imagine.
BREAKING NEWS: Judge responds to Disabled Man – “Oh yeah? See you in court, buddy.”
Westminster, MD (SCN) – Today, at a show cause hearing, Judge Hecker expressed frustration from the bench with the actions of Bill Schmalfeldt, a defiant disabled man, and his failure to appear saying, “.. it raises concerns that directly impact the integrity and dignity of the Court.” Continue reading
Recommended Reading List #FNPR
Here are a list of articles that some people might find enjoyable over the next few days.
You know what they say in the Boy Scouts:
“Always Be Prepared.” Continue reading
BREAKING NEWS: Defiant Disabled Man Refuses Judge’s Order to Appear

Bill Schmalfeldt, Defiant Disabled Man
Myrtle Beach, SC (SCN) – Today, in a stunning and graphically unfunny podcast the world mostly ignored (not to mention all the dead air), Bill Schmalfeldt declared in a pathetic manifesto that he was going to ignore the Show Cause Order to appear in front of a Judge in a Maryland Court.
The hearing is scheduled at 8:45 am on Wednesday, June 28, in Westminster, Maryland. Continue reading