The WNBA spent an entire day debating the profound philosophical question: “What is a woman?” Apparently they couldn’t agree on an answer.

Let me rephrase that for maximum clarity: The Women’s National Basketball Association could not reach a consensus on what the word “woman” actually means.

The league was created for female basketball players because feminism insisted there was a market for it. The NBA (you know, the one with the actual men) set it up for the simple reason that there is zero chance a woman could hang with professional male players.

I have no idea whether any of the Rule 5 women would even make a WNBA roster, and frankly I don’t care. What I do know is that they are all biological women — adult human females — and they are spectacularly easy on the eyes when they bounce.

Monday Maiden.