Rule 5: Monday

Happy Monday! We are officially one day from being free of this election, and I have never wanted to ghost an entire industry more.

Between the 47 texts a day from people I’ve never met, the emails that somehow know my voting history better than I do, and the family group chat that has turned into a live-action episode of The View, Monday night cannot arrive fast enough.

After that we can return to the questions that actually matter: Who’s bringing the good stuffing for Thanksgiving, and which coaches are getting fired before the turkey’s even cold? Anything to avoid politics. We need recovery time.

Speaking of recovery time, this week’s beautiful women have volunteered to handle the rehabilitation process. The healing begins now.

Monday Maiden

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Rule 5: Monday

We’re eight days from an important election, and Trump is out on the campaign trail doing what he does best: talking about Nicki Minaj’s ass at a rally in Michigan and declaring it one hell of a beautiful, hard-to-miss specimen.

Say what you will, but the man has a clear, consistent aesthetic. Beautiful women, beautiful assets, zero filter, and the confidence to make the entire arena acknowledge it. There will never be another one like him.

Monday Maiden.

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