Today in Twitter Court, Ace Attorney Bill S(chmalfeldt) Preston, Esq has made a most excellent declarative in how he is going to prosecute his case.
The first order of business: Subpoena WordPress, Internet Service Providers, cable companies and router hardware companies to find out the identities of those who are posting comments about him on sites he goes to look for butthurt.
Funny thing about that Board of Legal Review. When that board opined that you would never get your case to discovery, the scoreboard says..
Kinda hard to get information if your case never makes it to discovery.
*There were eight cases total. Three were dismissed before the court allowed motions: One Bill dismissed before it got out of the gate, one because his IFP was denied, and one because the pro-bono attorneys couldn’t run to the courthouse fast enough to get themselves removed. We counted the one for the pro-bono attorney because, well, only an idiot would have assumed the law firm was desperate for that kind of work.
Update: After checking my research, Neal N. Bob’s comment below is correct. I made the adjustment in the above paragraph.