Twitter Court LULZ du jour

macaca_nigra_self-portrait_custom-a8e13582c9ca6f71f5cd62815b8bb5d6ff112dc2-s300-c85Today in Twitter Court, Ace Attorney Bill S(chmalfeldt) Preston, Esq has made a most excellent declarative in how he is going to prosecute his case.

The first order of business: Subpoena WordPress, Internet Service Providers, cable companies and router hardware companies to find out the identities of those who are posting comments about him on sites he goes to look for butthurt.

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Jealousy is so unbecoming. (updated)

liam20yawningSchmalfeldt is on the Twitterz again running off about the gathering that took place after the Show Cause hearing that he willfully chose not to attend.

In order to bring himself some small pleasure, unrelated to his never used penis, he is now trying to push the narrative that the gathering was all for naught because he believes the intended outcome was for the visitors to see him locked up in irons and carted off to jail.

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BREAKING NEWS: Judge responds to Disabled Man – “Oh yeah? See you in court, buddy.”

3gaz3ryWestminster, MD (SCN) – Today, at a show cause hearing, Judge Hecker expressed frustration from the bench with the actions of Bill Schmalfeldt, a defiant disabled man, and his failure to appear saying, “.. it raises concerns that directly impact the integrity and dignity of the Court.” Continue reading →