Before a holiday, I can always count on the workload to be a bit heavier. Trying to turn off my workstation for the long weekend ahead is always a struggle.
Time to start the festivities for the weekend. Oh, I have a few things lined up for some light reading about certain people. But first, here is a joke that needs a punchline..
Needless to say, it appears some recent happenings has the South Carolina Deadbeat thinking he is in a REAL good position. The Judge in Maryland decided that he will rule when he sees Bill at trial. I don’t think he realizes just how bad that is.
Question: If you have Parkinson’s, can’t travel, can’t sit, and can’t, well, do anything, how does one stand up in a courtroom (note: not a court facility) and play trial attorney as a pro-se?
It seems that the District Court in South Carolina has allowed the deadbeat’s suit to go forward with only partial claims. Twitter Court is all abuzz about “summonses” flying out the door and the apparent giddiness that he is on his way to victory.
Of course, this was not really a complete surprise. It seems that after passing the abomination of his suit around the room for all the clerks to get a good laugh, the Magistrate most likely had morbid curiosity in seeing where this goes.
After the paperwork starts flowing, I’m sure “regret” will begin to surface, but not before the South Carolina Deadbeat starts screwing things up.
You can count on the following from Schmalfeldt:
- Whatever he files will be for laughs. If you don’t believe me, read the complaint.
- He will attempt to poke each defendant about their responsibilities to adhere to his timeline. Twitter Court will be at high lulz levels.
- Once he realizes he screwed up something (I can’t tell my wonderful readers just yet, but the first mistake is already on the books – buy popcorn), Justice Bill Oliver Wendell Jones Schmalfeldt will make sure it’s even funnier in the accompanying feltdown.
- And lastly, I expect he is going to try to add yours truly to the suit.
Remember what I said to him? I fully expect he will make good on his attempt to sue me at some point because I am a treasure trove of information. Uh huh. Good luck with that. Always watch for return fire.
Last night, he became obsessed with Hoge’s twitter account. The Deadbeat’s racial animus is on full display and the gorgeous Dread Pirate Zombie Morgana explains how the hypocrite from Myrtle Beach is sinking his ship. Don’t be fooled: The man is a full blown racist and misogynist. You can see for yourself. That ain’t a good thing to be down there in South Carolina. Just sayin’.
And finally, my weekend is going to be filled with pool time, bikini clad women, working the barbecue grill, and lots of fun with some good friends and family.
Some upcoming posts are set to auto, but if you don’t catch the blog during the weekend, please enjoy your friends and family and celebrate the history of how some rich, white men (and some women, blacks, hispanic, etc) gave up everything to create our great country. I’m sure the US Marshal’s and US Post Office people are going to enjoy their weekend. Give ’em a hug.
May you have a safe, restful, and wonderful Holiday Weekend.
MJ – The Sonoran Conservative – USA! USA! USA!