When you laugh at the comedian and not the jokes..

Michael Ian Black is in Twitter Court spouting off about the illegitimacy of Donald Trump and believes we need to do something about it.

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No Bill, It doesn’t work that way.

jwbe6m7Bill Schmalfeldt likes to think he is a sharp reporter, and whatever facts he comes up with supports whatever story he wants to tell.  Everyone else has a responsibility to prove him wrong, even if his logic, facts and innuendo are utterly wrong.  His first mistake is to assume he has “credibility.”  I think after reading this, and you were still on the fence, this should surely knock you off on the side of righteousness, and lulz.

Bill was stupid enough to announce how he supposedly “doxxed” me on a podcast which you can read here and here.  You can also follow the systematic destruction of his logic here, here and here from the zombie horde.   Stretch your lulz muscles beforehand.

Anyway, even with all that has been written about his “reporting skills” in this failed exercise (as with many others), he stands by his story.  Of course he would.  Once you’re mired in stupidity, it’s difficult to get out as he has proven time and time again.

To make matters even funnier, he says I have to prove him wrong by giving him my phone number, an ID and we’ll talk like gentleman and settle this thing.


You’ll notice in the comment that because I “protected” my tweets, it means something! Well, to you it does, that’s why I did it!  That’s why when you were dialing numbers on your podcast and got a fax machine, I tweeted:

I only did it because I knew I’d get a reaction from you.  Guess what happened?


Here’s the thing, Bill:  I don’t have to do JACK SHIT for you (initials are JS in case you needed help doxxing him.)   I am not required nor inclined to prove or disprove your story.  (Note, the previous sentence was a breadcrumb I purposely left to help you find Jack Shit.)

You are trying to sue me and other people over butthurt.   Instead of verifying you had the right person, you picked someone using .. I don’t know what you were using, Johnny Walker maybe… discovered their story, and are now attempting to extort information out of me, while actually criminally libeling me according to [redacted].


No Bill, I don’t have to do anything. I already answered your question.  I’m not the person you say I am.  Your logic doesn’t prove I am the person you say I am and I don’t have to communicate with you directly to disprove it.

I guess it’s back to the drawing board for you.  And more lulz for me and the rest of the Zombie horde.

Update:   It’s hard to get out of stupidity.