Billy Goes to Greensboro, NC!

giphy1Limber up, folks!  Schmalfeldt is about to embark on Stalker’s Quest to defend himself against the No Contact Order for Stalking petition filed by Sarah Palmer.

In today’s episode, Billy discovers the petition on Hogewash! and is so excited, he’s made travel plans before actually making the.. travel plans.

 

 

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A conversation with a stalker who is really the victim.

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Bill Schmalfeldt is in pursuit of Justice for the following crime:  His victim LIED about her place of residence on a No Contact Order for Stalking petition.  You cannot LIE on an official form like that.  You have to write the TRUTH on where you live when you file a petition for No Contact against a stalker.  Especially him.

In his mind, that is perjury.  A crime.  You have transgressed HIS RIGHT!  The legal definition for perjury is something totally different, but we’re talking about what Schmalfeldt believes even though he could.. um.. I’ll stop here.

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