A conversation with a stalker who is really the victim.

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Bill Schmalfeldt is in pursuit of Justice for the following crime:  His victim LIED about her place of residence on a No Contact Order for Stalking petition.  You cannot LIE on an official form like that.  You have to write the TRUTH on where you live when you file a petition for No Contact against a stalker.  Especially him.

In his mind, that is perjury.  A crime.  You have transgressed HIS RIGHT!  The legal definition for perjury is something totally different, but we’re talking about what Schmalfeldt believes even though he could.. um.. I’ll stop here.

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Just a quick response.

macaca_nigra_self-portrait_custom-a8e13582c9ca6f71f5cd62815b8bb5d6ff112dc2-s300-c85Schmalfeldt is off on the Twitterz again talking about his case being “Rock Solid”, the Court has ruled already on “Failure to state a claim” and that all of the defendants have contacts in South Carolina that establish jurisdiction.

I would like to respond to all of these assertions just briefly.  (Apologies if this takes a bit to load…)

 

 

 

 

 

https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/882027863372951559

https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/882032863574720513

https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/882016281725153280

 

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Twitter Court LULZ du jour

macaca_nigra_self-portrait_custom-a8e13582c9ca6f71f5cd62815b8bb5d6ff112dc2-s300-c85Today in Twitter Court, Ace Attorney Bill S(chmalfeldt) Preston, Esq has made a most excellent declarative in how he is going to prosecute his case.

The first order of business: Subpoena WordPress, Internet Service Providers, cable companies and router hardware companies to find out the identities of those who are posting comments about him on sites he goes to look for butthurt.

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An interesting observation..

Bill Schmalfeldt says he is a purveyor of satire and parody.  He spends a lot of time making up bits for podcasts where poop is almost always the theme.  In my research, I have discovered not a single podcast he’s produced has ever been awarded for any kind of excellence in any category.   Not even a single nomination.

I’ve also noticed he writes his legal briefs with the same style and substance and, interestingly,  has the same results.  In fact, the most common accolades are DENY and DISMISS.

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