Yesterday, after listening to the podcast, I had it transcribed for.. reasons. I didn’t produce the podcast. I didn’t record it. I didn’t even write for it. In fact, I had not a scintilla of input into it.
So this appeared in my messages.
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Huh.
This reminds me of….
Wait.. wait.. let me think….
Oh yeah…
Response:
Bill really wants to talk with me. He wants me to come on his show and talk about me and how much trouble I’m in. He thinks that if he can get me to talk, we can settle all this nonsense, especially since he has my real name and address, and that alone is enough for me to “sing like a birdy!”
No really, I’m going to sing to a deadbeat and his woman living in a South Carolina motel.
What a handsome devil I am! I’ve always taken pride in my ability to look good. Something Bill Schmalfeldt would never know or understand.
Anyway, it appears Bill found me after searching really hard (*yawn*) and now, he has made some “demands”.
(Oh, and I heard Ossof lost in the Georgia seat. Do you have the sadz?)
Bill Schmalfeldt likes to think he is a sharp reporter, and whatever facts he comes up with supports whatever story he wants to tell. Everyone else has a responsibility to prove him wrong, even if his logic, facts and innuendo are utterly wrong. His first mistake is to assume he has “credibility.” I think after reading this, and you were still on the fence, this should surely knock you off on the side of righteousness, and lulz.
Bill was stupid enough to announce how he supposedly “doxxed” me on a podcast which you can read here and here. You can also follow the systematic destruction of his logic here, here and here from the zombie horde. Stretch your lulz muscles beforehand.
Anyway, even with all that has been written about his “reporting skills” in this failed exercise (as with many others), he stands by his story. Of course he would. Once you’re mired in stupidity, it’s difficult to get out as he has proven time and time again.
To make matters even funnier, he says I have to prove him wrong by giving him my phone number, an ID and we’ll talk like gentleman and settle this thing.
You’ll notice in the comment that because I “protected” my tweets, it means something! Well, to you it does, that’s why I did it! That’s why when you were dialing numbers on your podcast and got a fax machine, I tweeted:
I only did it because I knew I’d get a reaction from you. Guess what happened?
Here’s the thing, Bill: I don’t have to do JACK SHIT for you (initials are JS in case you needed help doxxing him.) I am not required nor inclined to prove or disprove your story. (Note, the previous sentence was a breadcrumb I purposely left to help you find Jack Shit.)
You are trying to sue me and other people over butthurt. Instead of verifying you had the right person, you picked someone using .. I don’t know what you were using, Johnny Walker maybe… discovered their story, and are now attempting to extort information out of me, while actually criminally libeling me according to [redacted].
No Bill, I don’t have to do anything. I already answered your question. I’m not the person you say I am. Your logic doesn’t prove I am the person you say I am and I don’t have to communicate with you directly to disprove it.
I guess it’s back to the drawing board for you. And more lulz for me and the rest of the Zombie horde.
Update: It’s hard to get out of stupidity.
The Dread Pirate Zombie Morgana, (aka, the beautiful Sarah Palmer) has more analysis on the super sleuthing detective skills of Faildoxx Superstar Bill Schmalfeldt.
She is as brutal as she is sexy. Poor Bill. He will never enjoy a woman of her caliber. He’s stuck with “Lady Di”.
As far as the other hot women in my life..
The Rule 5 wife is out sunbathing this morning and she texts me this picture and asks if I can buy her a swimsuit like this. She is always doing this to me, sending me pics of her doppelgangers. I suppose I’m shopping today.
Shortly after the hilarious beatdown Bill suffered on his podcast when he stupidly chose to engage me on Twitter during his live broadcast, he decided to double down on stupid and make the following claims on his hardly read website “The Fortress of Stupidity” – aka Breitbutt.com:
Bill Schmalfeldt believes that he has figured out who I am. No seriously, he believes that he, in fact, found me using his amazing detective skills.
Dear Mr. Jackson,
If you are reading this, I would like to apologize that you are about to be, or have been, annoyed by a one Mr. Bill Schmalfeldt. Mr. Schmalfeldt, an award winning idiot, is involved in an internet tussle of Free Speech Zombies. These zombies, and myself included, cause him a lot of butthurt because we have the AUDACITY to actually quote and use his own words against him, because he’s stupid. What a pussy! In fact, he recently lost a fight to a chair in his motel room and told everyone about it. No seriously!
https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/873037814111256576
He seems to think this is your blog. Obviously, it is not. I don’t know how he thinks it’s yours, but supposedly he is going to make this great reveal in a podcast where he uses his incompetent sleuthing abilities to show what breadcrumbs I apparently left that point to you. I assure you with all respect, I have no idea who you are, and that I purposely never intended to ever have you, or anyone else, associated with this blog.
Do not be afraid of him. He is all talk and bluster, and while he is mostly fat, there is no meat to him. He currently resides in an extended stay motel room in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, because he can’t seem to find an apartment, which is most likely because he’s been evicted and renters generally steer clear of you without an exorbitant security deposit. That means he is poor. His last wife passed away and he eagerly collected some money, only to spend it in a year and half on toys he had to give up.
Now, he’s found the love of his life in South Carolina where his Operation of Ineptitude continues. They create the fake personas that they are better than everyone else, but with the life choices they make (she bought a $1500 cat and has no money) it’s clear they are just horrendously stupid people and should be treated as such.
He also like to tell everyone he is disabled and says if you aren’t compliant to his demands, you’re being a big ol’ meanie to a hapless guy with fake Parkinson’s. He’s not hapless. He’s a liar and a shyster. He has no reputation and uses his computer as a weapon, albeit not very well, which is why you’re reading this post. Sorry about that.
He likes to extort people with their “secrets on the internet” he finds. And while he spends a lot of time showcasing his failure, he ends up deleting everything anyway because he can’t keep a blog going for more than 30 days. Lord knows, if he has to go to court (and he will because he is being sued and predicted it would never go to trial – and yet, he’s got a date with the witness chair) he can’t be bothered with producing documentation, even when a judge tells him.
Did I mention that he was ordered to appear before the Judge in the case he’s being sued, and faces sanctions for recording courtroom audio against court procedures? He was stupid enough to post it on the internet. No really, he did! I hear through the little birdies that the judge isn’t very happy.
At any rate, having experienced his bumbling idiocy for the last couple of years, I would like to offer the following guidance on how to deal with this clown. First things first, though, do some research on him before accepting any communications. Here are some good places to read about him.
Dave and Dave Artisan Craft Blog
Granted, these are all my friends, but they have recorded years of his stupidity and he’s sued each one to have them silenced. As you can see, that has worked out so well. In fact, I can count in the double digits how many times he’s told everyone he’s going to own wives and houses, and yet, nada. (see extended motel room above.)
Anyways, if you choose to engage in conversation with him, do the following.
So, again, my apologies to you and your family, but Bill Schmalfeldt is nothing more than a big whiny crybaby who seems to think he can bully you and anyone for a war he cannot win. Don’t let him intimidate you or make your life miserable because he’s an idiot.
MJ (aka Sonoran Conservative)
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Folks, I couldn’t make this up if I wanted. Donald Trump is mocking Governor Kasich’s eating habits. We are finally getting into the meat of the what is really affecting people’s lives around here.
Better put – Wealthy businessman running for office mocks lowly peasant politician. Poor Kasich. Eats pizza with a fork, never hears the end of it from pizza lovers. Now, he doesn’t eat like a king. Good God, this is almost as bad as the Kardashians.
