An interesting observation..

Bill Schmalfeldt says he is a purveyor of satire and parody.  He spends a lot of time making up bits for podcasts where poop is almost always the theme.  In my research, I have discovered not a single podcast he’s produced has ever been awarded for any kind of excellence in any category.   Not even a single nomination.

I’ve also noticed he writes his legal briefs with the same style and substance and, interestingly,  has the same results.  In fact, the most common accolades are DENY and DISMISS.

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Doom Clock Expires: Response

jog4xvlLet’s roll.

The terms and conditions presented as transcribed:

“Marvin John Rodriguez.  I don’t want you.  I want you to shut the fuck up, as far as I’m concerned, as far as Di is concerned, as far as my personal life is concerned.

I never want to see another comment, another tweet, from you, ok?  That’ll get us off to a good start.

Secondly, I’m going to ask you to be a witness against Hoge, against Palmer, against Johnson, and against Howell.   I want to get a deposition recorded with you in which you tell me everything.

Your entire connection with this Hoge gang and why you have chosen to take all this shit out on me.  I want you to apologize for claiming that I’m faking my Parkinson’s disease.  I want you to apologize for every defamatory thing you’ve ever said about me, my late wife, and my beautiful fiance, Lady Di.

If you will do all that, and I need to hear from you, by the end of this week.  You have my number, you have my email address, you have my twitter account,  843-429-0581.

I agree with Lady Di.  You don’t have a hair on your ass.  You will sit tight and hope this shit all blows over .. or.. one of these scumbags, Hoge, Grady, Palmer, Johnson, Howell comes to your rescue.  They give a fuck about you.  About your house. About your job.  About your wife and kids.  If such exists.  I’m going to give you to the end of this week to respond to me.

Then, next week,  I’m going to research the times you filed your defamatory comments on the various blogs, determine whether they were done during work hours, and then I’ll notify your employer.  And they can either fire you or be sued.”

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Don’t Forget: 8 pm ET/5 pm PT ..

There was a lot to consider regarding Mr. Schmalfeldt’s request.

Going to Federal Court is not something anyone wants.  Parties are routinely asked to come to a fair and just settlement.   It’s always better to avoid going to court with the right terms and conditions.

I do not take this situation lightly.   I am not one to just laugh off something this serious, and everyone should be clear the decision I make today may have serious repercussions. Resources and time are spent that might be suited to better endeavors.

There is still time to consider other options for the benefit of all parties before the deadline.  Reasonable people always look better in the end.

Answer tonight.

Certain folks from MD, NC, IL, WV, TN and AZ…

ahares7Were out doing things, like working at their jobs, running errands, living life and being, you know, productive citizens.  These fine Americans, many having served proudly in the US Armed Forces ( and wore the correct ribbons, never misrepresented their service),  were helping to make America a better place for decent and kind people.

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