With apologies to Michael Jackson

txp7oyiDear Mr. Jackson,

If you are reading this, I would like to apologize that you are about to be, or have been, annoyed by a one Mr. Bill Schmalfeldt.   Mr. Schmalfeldt, an award winning idiot, is involved in an internet tussle of Free Speech Zombies.   These zombies, and myself included, cause him a lot of butthurt because we have the AUDACITY to actually quote and use his own words against him, because he’s stupid.   What a pussy!  In fact, he recently lost a fight to a chair in his motel room and told everyone about it.  No seriously!

https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/873037814111256576

He seems to think this is your blog.  Obviously, it is not.  I don’t know how he thinks it’s yours, but supposedly he is going to make this great reveal in a podcast where he uses his incompetent sleuthing abilities to show what breadcrumbs I apparently left that point to you. I assure you with all respect, I have no idea who you are, and that I purposely never intended to ever have you, or anyone else, associated with this blog.

Do not be afraid of him.  He is all talk and bluster, and while he is mostly fat, there is no meat to him.  He currently resides in an extended stay motel room in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, because he can’t seem to find an apartment, which is most likely because he’s been evicted and renters generally steer clear of you without an exorbitant security deposit.   That means he is poor.  His last wife passed away and he eagerly collected some money, only to spend it in a year and half on toys he had to give up.

Now, he’s found the love of his life in South Carolina where his Operation of Ineptitude continues.  They create the fake personas that they are better than everyone else, but with the life choices they make (she bought a $1500 cat and has no money) it’s clear they are just horrendously stupid people and should be treated as such.

He also like to tell everyone he is disabled and says if you aren’t compliant to his demands, you’re being a big ol’ meanie to a hapless guy with fake Parkinson’s.  He’s not hapless. He’s a liar and a shyster.  He has no reputation and uses his computer as a weapon, albeit not very well, which is why you’re reading this post.  Sorry about that.

He likes to extort people with their “secrets on the internet” he finds.  And while he spends a lot of time showcasing his failure,  he ends up deleting everything anyway because he can’t keep a blog going for more than 30 days.  Lord knows, if he has to go to court (and he will because he is being sued and predicted it would never go to trial – and yet, he’s got a date with the witness chair) he can’t be bothered with producing documentation, even when a judge tells him.

Did I mention that he was ordered to appear before the Judge in the case he’s being sued, and faces sanctions for recording courtroom audio against court procedures?   He was stupid enough to post it on the internet. No really, he did!  I hear through the little birdies that the judge isn’t very happy.

At any rate, having experienced his bumbling idiocy for the last couple of years, I would like to offer the following guidance on how to deal with this clown.  First things first, though, do some research on him before accepting any communications.  Here are some good places to read about him.

Thinking Man’s Zombie

Billy Sez

Dave and Dave Artisan Craft Blog

Hogewash

Granted, these are all my friends, but they have recorded years of his stupidity and he’s sued each one to have them silenced.  As you can see, that has worked out so well.  In fact, I can count in the double digits how many times he’s told everyone he’s going to own wives and houses, and yet, nada.  (see extended motel room above.)

Anyways,  if you choose to engage in conversation with him, do the following.

  • Record the conversation.
  • Do not let him badger you.  Kindly tell him to leave you alone and if he refuses or chooses to continue to engage, then tell him to fuck off.   Yell if you need to.  Most states have harassment laws that say if you give notice that you don’t want contact, further attempts constitute civil and/or criminal harassment.
  • Do not share your address or other personal information, just remind him that his clock urn needs to be wound… wait, don’t say that.. well, if he’s not listening, go ahead.  Just don’t share anything with him and don’t answer his questions.
  • If he still persists, then tell him you will seek a restraining order against him (he has 11 from 5 different states – yes FIVE STATES –  including one from a 3 year old – yes a 3 YEAR OLD TODDLER GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST HIM!  HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO GET ONE 5 STATES OVER??)  Make copies of everything you see  here about you and any blog posts he makes in his twitter feed.  Once you’ve downloaded all you need,  file for a restraining order and make sure you let the court know that you do not know who he is, that he called you out of the blue and is harassing you.  Also tell them you fear for you and your family’s safety because he is relentless.  For that one, all you need to do is google Brett Kimberlin.  They are buddies.
  • Report him to Twitter that he is actively engaged in harassment against you.  Make sure you save everything first.
  • Also, contact local law enforcement if he brings up that he wants to sue you.   He seems to think he can threaten you with a lawsuit, but that ship is going nowhere. Extortion is highly frowned upon by authorities, so don’t let him badger you or use whatever information he’s dug up on you to coerce you.  You have a right to be left alone.

So, again, my apologies to you and your family, but Bill Schmalfeldt is nothing more than a big whiny crybaby who seems to think he can bully you and anyone for a war he cannot win.  Don’t let him intimidate you or make your life miserable because he’s an idiot.

MJ (aka Sonoran Conservative)

 

 

 

How a Candidate Eats is Important – Trump mocks Kasich’s Eating Style

facepalmFolks, I couldn’t make this up if I wanted.  Donald Trump is mocking  Governor Kasich’s eating habits.  We are finally getting into the meat of the what is really affecting people’s lives around here.

Better put – Wealthy businessman running for office mocks lowly peasant politician.  Poor Kasich.  Eats pizza with a fork, never hears the end of it from pizza lovers.  Now, he doesn’t eat like a king.  Good God, this is almost as bad as the Kardashians.

Cruz-Kasich Alliance – Taking on Trump’s First Order

darth-trumpSenator Ted Cruz (R-TX) and Governor John Kasich (R-OH) have teamed up in an attempt to keep Donald Trump from getting to the magic 1237 number needed to clinch the Republican Nomination.   In what appears to be a coordinated effort, both campaigns have targeted specific states that will benefit one candidate over the other, allowing campaigns to focus resources and get their anti-Trump message out.

While this might seem like a good idea for those many conservatives who see Trump as the Harbinger of Doom to the GOP, this reeks of more of a desperate attempt to stop his momentum.  Trump, winning decisively in his home state of New York has seen his polling numbers go up in the next set of states, and also in California where Trump could clinch it.

Of course, all this will depend entirely on what Trump supporters will do. Those on the fence might see this as a deliberate effort by both Cruz and Kasich to play “dirty”, something Trump will no doubt start whining about this week.

If you are still undecided, you would probably be wondering why there is such a spirited effort to stop Trump.  Cruz has worked the system effectively to secure delegates, a process that has been there for many years. despite Trump’s whining.  Go back to Wisconsin and Iowa, you’ll see that Trump showed everyone what a poor loser he is.

Of course, it is very true that Trump, despite his wins, has never acquired a majority of the votes in any caucus or primary he’s won, with the exception of his own turf of New York state.  On the other hand, if you’re a “the candidate with the most votes” should win – even if the process isn’t set up that way  –  you might find yourself leaning towards voting for the guy complaining the system is rigged.

One thing is for sure:  If Trump secures the nomination before the convention in July, the only people who are to blame are the Republican establishment – too many times, they made promises to their constituents and failed to deliver. If he doesn’t, don’t be surprised of Trump ends up losing in the end and taking his voters with him.

 

Dumbass Tweet O’Day – Climate Change

Oh For FFS...Earth Day 2016 is highlighted by President Obama signing the Paris Climate Agreement that will impose more governmental regulations on energy and everyday living in industrialized nations to reduce CO2 and other greenhouse gas emissions, while simultaneously requiring the same western nations to provide funding to help developing countries implement more “green” technologies.

If there was ever a moment in history where the hubris of the political elite is on full display, it is with this keen idea that signing this document will now stop the climate from changing.  Here, I give you Senator Barbara Boxer and her proclamation:

So, do you suppose signing a document will now stop Climate Change that has been happening for the past four billion years?

These are our elected leaders.  No seriously, this is what California elected to a governing body.

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Cruz Send Election Materials to PA Voters – Trump Supporters up in Arms

ted_cruzOver at the Gateway Pundit comes this article that seems to do a lot of hand-waving:

The Ted Cruz campaign is handing out pro-Cruz delegate ‘cheat sheets’ at Pennsylvania campaign stops.

Cruz is currently in third place in the state but is hoping to steal a majority of the delegates.

So let me get this straight:  Cruz is doing something perfectly in the rules and this is some kind of story?  My guess is that GP is trying to keep on Trump’s radar of some happenings that might affect the outcome.  In other words, they continue to point out Trump’s ineptness at running his ground game.

Campaigning on the cheap.

Trump Wins NY – What did you expect?

Donald-TrumpDonald Trump won the New York state primary with around sixty percent of the vote.  Pundits were debating whether Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) would get some of those delegates.  Turns out, as most people expected, Cruz didn’t have a chance in a place where New York values among Republicans are more moderate than conservative.  Besides, Trump should have won his territory and convincingly.  After all, he’s paid quite a few people there a lot of money.

For the Trumpkin pundits, this will be touted as a “yuuuuge” victory.  And it should be considering he will most likely end up with practically all of the state’s 99 delegates.  Of course, these same pundits will now state that Cruz can’t win and that his only chance is to steal delegates and force a contested Convention.

Let me see if I understand this:  Cruz’s ground game has been far ahead of Trump’s, learning the rules and executing a very smart plan.  Trump, for his part, has been trying to brute force his way to the nomination and complains loudly to cover for his lack of due diligence.  Trump needed a sweep far more than Cruz needed to win any delegates in New York.

Trump underestimated Cruz’s ground game because he came into the process with ignorance.  How does that bode for a businessman President if he can’t figure out how the rules are supposed to work to make good deals?  Trumpkin’s of course just answer with, “Don’t vote for Lyin’ Ted Cruz!  Vote Trump and Make America Great Again!”

And Minimum Wage goes boom..

janitorial_servicesThe University of California- Berkeley, is learning about the effects of the minimum wage increases the hard way.  Activists, social democratic economists, and even presidential candidates have claimed that such a boost in the minimum wage would benefit the economy.

Unless of course, you’re a college institution that has budget problems and need to let go a few hundred workers that maybe have to go someplace else to find similar work.

About the Minimum Wage argument..

McDonalds-KioskMcDonald’s has recently announced a new store concept where traditional cashiers are being replaced by kiosks, not only to improve service, but to reduce labor costs.

Andy Pudzer, CEO of Hardee’s and Carl’s, Jr. franchises says, “With government driving up the cost of labor, it’s driving down the number of jobs,” Pudzer said. “This is the problem with Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton and progressives who push very hard to raise the minimum wage. Does it really help if Sally makes $3 more an hour if Suzie has no job?”

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