My chair is rather crazy. I think it was having a nightmare. I was coming back from the restroom and it up and attacked me.
The good news is, I came away completely unscathed.
Today at work..
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Don’t Forget: 8 pm ET/5 pm PT ..
There was a lot to consider regarding Mr. Schmalfeldt’s request.
Going to Federal Court is not something anyone wants. Parties are routinely asked to come to a fair and just settlement. It’s always better to avoid going to court with the right terms and conditions.
I do not take this situation lightly. I am not one to just laugh off something this serious, and everyone should be clear the decision I make today may have serious repercussions. Resources and time are spent that might be suited to better endeavors.
There is still time to consider other options for the benefit of all parties before the deadline. Reasonable people always look better in the end.
Answer tonight.
Certain folks from MD, NC, IL, WV, TN and AZ…
Were out doing things, like working at their jobs, running errands, living life and being, you know, productive citizens. These fine Americans, many having served proudly in the US Armed Forces ( and wore the correct ribbons, never misrepresented their service), were helping to make America a better place for decent and kind people.
A matter in the case of Hoge vs Kimberlin, et al. (updated)
A June 28th Show Cause hearing for violating court rules by recording a hearing without express permission is coming.
Twitter Court: Discovery Phase
Yesterday, after listening to the podcast, I had it transcribed for.. reasons. I didn’t produce the podcast. I didn’t record it. I didn’t even write for it. In fact, I had not a scintilla of input into it.
So this appeared in my messages.
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Huh.
This reminds me of….
Wait.. wait.. let me think….
Oh yeah…
Response:
So this happened..
Bill really wants to talk with me. He wants me to come on his show and talk about me and how much trouble I’m in. He thinks that if he can get me to talk, we can settle all this nonsense, especially since he has my real name and address, and that alone is enough for me to “sing like a birdy!”
No really, I’m going to sing to a deadbeat and his woman living in a South Carolina motel.
Hello. My name is MJ Rodriguez.
What a handsome devil I am! I’ve always taken pride in my ability to look good. Something Bill Schmalfeldt would never know or understand.
Anyway, it appears Bill found me after searching really hard (*yawn*) and now, he has made some “demands”.
(Oh, and I heard Ossof lost in the Georgia seat. Do you have the sadz?)
No Bill, It doesn’t work that way.
Bill Schmalfeldt likes to think he is a sharp reporter, and whatever facts he comes up with supports whatever story he wants to tell. Everyone else has a responsibility to prove him wrong, even if his logic, facts and innuendo are utterly wrong. His first mistake is to assume he has “credibility.” I think after reading this, and you were still on the fence, this should surely knock you off on the side of righteousness, and lulz.
Bill was stupid enough to announce how he supposedly “doxxed” me on a podcast which you can read here and here. You can also follow the systematic destruction of his logic here, here and here from the zombie horde. Stretch your lulz muscles beforehand.
Anyway, even with all that has been written about his “reporting skills” in this failed exercise (as with many others), he stands by his story. Of course he would. Once you’re mired in stupidity, it’s difficult to get out as he has proven time and time again.
To make matters even funnier, he says I have to prove him wrong by giving him my phone number, an ID and we’ll talk like gentleman and settle this thing.
You’ll notice in the comment that because I “protected” my tweets, it means something! Well, to you it does, that’s why I did it! That’s why when you were dialing numbers on your podcast and got a fax machine, I tweeted:
I only did it because I knew I’d get a reaction from you. Guess what happened?
Here’s the thing, Bill: I don’t have to do JACK SHIT for you (initials are JS in case you needed help doxxing him.) I am not required nor inclined to prove or disprove your story. (Note, the previous sentence was a breadcrumb I purposely left to help you find Jack Shit.)
You are trying to sue me and other people over butthurt. Instead of verifying you had the right person, you picked someone using .. I don’t know what you were using, Johnny Walker maybe… discovered their story, and are now attempting to extort information out of me, while actually criminally libeling me according to [redacted].
No Bill, I don’t have to do anything. I already answered your question. I’m not the person you say I am. Your logic doesn’t prove I am the person you say I am and I don’t have to communicate with you directly to disprove it.
I guess it’s back to the drawing board for you. And more lulz for me and the rest of the Zombie horde.
Update: It’s hard to get out of stupidity.
Speaking of Smart, Sexy, Rule 5 women..
The Dread Pirate Zombie Morgana, (aka, the beautiful Sarah Palmer) has more analysis on the super sleuthing detective skills of Faildoxx Superstar Bill Schmalfeldt.
She is as brutal as she is sexy. Poor Bill. He will never enjoy a woman of her caliber. He’s stuck with “Lady Di”.
As far as the other hot women in my life..
The Rule 5 wife is out sunbathing this morning and she texts me this picture and asks if I can buy her a swimsuit like this. She is always doing this to me, sending me pics of her doppelgangers. I suppose I’m shopping today.
Faildoxxers Gonna Keep on Failing…
Shortly after the hilarious beatdown Bill suffered on his podcast when he stupidly chose to engage me on Twitter during his live broadcast, he decided to double down on stupid and make the following claims on his hardly read website “The Fortress of Stupidity” – aka Breitbutt.com:
