I think I know why this is taking so long..

I have been reading Schmalfeldt’s ridiculously crafted “Memorandum of Law” in his opposition to the motions filed by Attorney Louis Nettles on behalf of the defendants. In it, Schmalfeldt makes this statement in support of his contention that jurisdiction is prudent in his .. um.. lolsuit..

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Lolz.. Drama Queen Schmalfeldt gets bitch slapped, nurses more butthurt.


There is not a sin in this world that gets by Schmalfeldt. In fact, the intrepid reporter from Billy Boy Unread has decided that one of the individuals he is suing apparently brags too much about his wealth on the internet. This is a big fat no-no when Schmalfeldt struggles to pay rent at a run-down condo, and run a “hardly-listened-to-internet radio station” playing songs about poop he produced.

Even worse, he spams his few twitter robots continuously, hoping one of them will actually listen to one, or perhaps retweet one.

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