Can’t teach an old dog new tricks

tmimnIt seems as though Bill Schmalfeldt, despite continued failure in all fronts, wants to keep using the same tricks, never learning from his mistakes, while trying to intimidate individuals who aren’t afraid of him.

Schmalfeldt added six anonymous defendants in his Second Amended Complaint. The purpose was to add placeholders so that during discovery, he believes he will be able to subpoena WordPress and ISP’s of individuals who are making comments on the various blogs. Once he identifies them, he will add them to the suit.

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Stupid and Quicksand don’t mix.

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In the movie “The Replacements”, Coach Ginty asked the players in a meeting to discuss their fears. The players, all replacements on a professional football team, were still learning how to come together as a team. The discussion started as fears of spiders and bees.   Then, quarterback Shane Falco said “Quicksand.”  After a bit of confusion from Franklin, he explains it like this: Continue reading

Ways in which to ruin your case as a Pro Se Plaintiff: Pro Tip #38 (Updated)

macaca_nigra_self-portrait_custom-a8e13582c9ca6f71f5cd62815b8bb5d6ff112dc2-s300-c85Today, in real life court, Magistrate Kaymani West gave Bill Schmalfeldt what he wanted:  Granting his motion for a Second Amended Complaint.

Yesterday, on his Pro Se Away Blog, Schmalfeldt was touting how his new Second Amended Complaint was fortified with new armour since he added the Does, Roes and Poes. And because it mirrored a complaint filing by John Hoge’s attorney, this was absolutely a slam dunk case and everyone is going to pay. Continue reading

Pro Se Follies

macaca_nigra_self-portrait_custom-a8e13582c9ca6f71f5cd62815b8bb5d6ff112dc2-s300-c85Over on the Pro Se Away blog by the hapless Bill Schmalfeldt, he has decided that since his fatally flawed Second Amendment Complaint contains similarities to a complaint filed by John Hoge’s Pro Bono lawyer that his complaint meets the rigorous standards that will guarantee him success.

In other words, defendants should start hiding the wives, children and assets offshore because he’s coming for you!

Note:  This is a really long and technical article with lots of legalese for potential Pro Se Plaintiffs.

Let’s fisk his claims.

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