Can’t make this up

So there is movement today in the Schmalfeldt vs Grady et al, LOLSuit VIII. Schmalfeldt learns the hard way that the rules must be followed. After submitting his Motion to Amend for the Second Amended Complaint, the Court told him:

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In using his super doxxing powers to locate the necessary six people to satisfy the court’s order, it became clear he was not going to meet the requirements to get the case into proper form. Continue reading →

A No Contact Order is Abuse of Process?

monkeythinksIn Schmalfeldt’s Second Amended Complaint, he adds the count of Abuse of Process against Sarah Palmer because she DARED to get a second restraining order against him for unlawful contact.

Judge Brown, presiding over the hearing for the petition, ruled in Palmer’s favor that Schmalfeldt had indeed made unlawful contact and ordered Schmalfeldt to not contact her again. Continue reading →

Can’t teach an old dog new tricks

tmimnIt seems as though Bill Schmalfeldt, despite continued failure in all fronts, wants to keep using the same tricks, never learning from his mistakes, while trying to intimidate individuals who aren’t afraid of him.

Schmalfeldt added six anonymous defendants in his Second Amended Complaint. The purpose was to add placeholders so that during discovery, he believes he will be able to subpoena WordPress and ISP’s of individuals who are making comments on the various blogs. Once he identifies them, he will add them to the suit.

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Stupid and Quicksand don’t mix.

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In the movie “The Replacements”, Coach Ginty asked the players in a meeting to discuss their fears. The players, all replacements on a professional football team, were still learning how to come together as a team. The discussion started as fears of spiders and bees.   Then, quarterback Shane Falco said “Quicksand.”  After a bit of confusion from Franklin, he explains it like this: Continue reading →