Getting ready for the weekend..
Rule 5: Friday
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Oh really?
Bill Schmalfeldt claims to be a purveyor of satire, parody and comedy. And yet, when he writes comedy, it seems to be funny in a way he never intended.
For example, he’s been spouting off for quite awhile about how his complaint was a winner and that everyone should be afraid.
Then he amended it. Twice. Each time, he had to make some changes to bring them into proper form. If it was so good the first time, why amend it at all? Continue reading
Rule 5: Thursday
Traveling towards the weekend..
Wait, what?
Schmalfeldt is off on the Twitterz in response to a Team Kimberlin Post of the Day at Hogewash! The monkeys are warming up.
Anyone who has followed Hogewash! for any length of time understands that John’s commenting on legal matters happens after certain events, usually after opinions are published by the Judge. He never seems to tip his hand on where he’s going, but if one reads his filings carefully, you can probably discern what will happen. Mostly, it generates a monkey dance on the other side.
Klinger was not a transsexual
I see pictures of Max Klinger, the enlisted man from Toledo, Ohio, (character played by actor Jamie Farr) in the M*A*S*H TV series, being shared all over the internet as some sort of symbol of transgender people serving in the military.
Corporal Klinger was bucking for a Section 8, which was a designation of being unfit due to psychological issues. Cross dressing was considered a mental problem and Klinger was trying to exploit that loophole for several seasons, unsuccessfully. Nevermind that in earlier seasons, he attempted to leave by many different means, only to be brought back by the MP’s or thwarted when his scams were uncovered.
He ended up putting his dresses away in the final three seasons as he became the company clerk, replacing the lovable Radar O’Reilly. At no time did Klinger ever claim to want to become a woman. He was married to a woman in the show. He just wanted to dress in women’s clothing as a way to get out of the army.
I loved the character, despite his antics. He was a good man.
The social justice warriors of today who are busy trying to rewrite history may disagree. All you have to do is watch the show. Hope that clears things up.
Rule 5: Wednesday
Working through the hump day
Twitter Court: Libeling the Sociopath (updated)
According to Pro-se Chief Prosecutor Justice Bill S(chmalfeldt) Preston, Esq., simply calling someone who has not been diagnosed as a sociopath is libel and you’re immediately going to lose your property, wife, kids and friends.
The reasoning: A statement must be true. If it is not, and it puts the person in a negative light, BOOM!
No really, see for yourself!
Employing old tricks and threats again
Schmalfeldt is running about the internet doxxing again, this time SPQR, and has discovered that he is a lawyer in Colorado.
And now that he believes he has his man, the Wisconsin-Iowa carpetbagger is off again on his usual threats.
What could possibly go wrong in tangling with yet, another lawyer?
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Rule 5: Tuesday
Classy beach wear..
Twitter Court: Permissive Joinder (aka, “I don’t know what I’m doing”)
In Twitter Court, Schmalfeldt has thrown down yellow fear pee line in the sand since making a motion to dismiss the six unnamed parties.
Using his impressive research skills, like those he uses to doxx people with, he has come with a way to add more defendants at a later time.
