It seems as though Bill Schmalfeldt has settled back in after spending time traveling between extended stay hotels. Now back to the task of looking for butthurt to shore up his federal case of woes.
Binders full of Butthurt
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Category Archives: LOL Suit
Oh really?
Bill Schmalfeldt claims to be a purveyor of satire, parody and comedy. And yet, when he writes comedy, it seems to be funny in a way he never intended.
For example, he’s been spouting off for quite awhile about how his complaint was a winner and that everyone should be afraid.
Then he amended it. Twice. Each time, he had to make some changes to bring them into proper form. If it was so good the first time, why amend it at all? Continue reading
Wait, what?
Schmalfeldt is off on the Twitterz in response to a Team Kimberlin Post of the Day at Hogewash! The monkeys are warming up.
Anyone who has followed Hogewash! for any length of time understands that John’s commenting on legal matters happens after certain events, usually after opinions are published by the Judge. He never seems to tip his hand on where he’s going, but if one reads his filings carefully, you can probably discern what will happen. Mostly, it generates a monkey dance on the other side.
Twitter Court: Libeling the Sociopath (updated)
According to Pro-se Chief Prosecutor Justice Bill S(chmalfeldt) Preston, Esq., simply calling someone who has not been diagnosed as a sociopath is libel and you’re immediately going to lose your property, wife, kids and friends.
The reasoning: A statement must be true. If it is not, and it puts the person in a negative light, BOOM!
No really, see for yourself!
Twitter Court: Permissive Joinder (aka, “I don’t know what I’m doing”)
In Twitter Court, Schmalfeldt has thrown down yellow fear pee line in the sand since making a motion to dismiss the six unnamed parties.
Using his impressive research skills, like those he uses to doxx people with, he has come with a way to add more defendants at a later time.
Can’t make this up
So there is movement today in the Schmalfeldt vs Grady et al, LOLSuit VIII. Schmalfeldt learns the hard way that the rules must be followed. After submitting his Motion to Amend for the Second Amended Complaint, the Court told him:
In using his super doxxing powers to locate the necessary six people to satisfy the court’s order, it became clear he was not going to meet the requirements to get the case into proper form. Continue reading
A No Contact Order is Abuse of Process?
In Schmalfeldt’s Second Amended Complaint, he adds the count of Abuse of Process against Sarah Palmer because she DARED to get a second restraining order against him for unlawful contact.
Judge Brown, presiding over the hearing for the petition, ruled in Palmer’s favor that Schmalfeldt had indeed made unlawful contact and ordered Schmalfeldt to not contact her again. Continue reading
Can’t teach an old dog new tricks
It seems as though Bill Schmalfeldt, despite continued failure in all fronts, wants to keep using the same tricks, never learning from his mistakes, while trying to intimidate individuals who aren’t afraid of him.
Schmalfeldt added six anonymous defendants in his Second Amended Complaint. The purpose was to add placeholders so that during discovery, he believes he will be able to subpoena WordPress and ISP’s of individuals who are making comments on the various blogs. Once he identifies them, he will add them to the suit.
You can’t fix stupid
Schmalfeldt is throwing a tantrum of his defeat in North Carolina where Judge Brown found that he made unlawful contact to Sarah Palmer and was subsequently given a No Contact Order for Stalking. Continue reading
Pro Se Decision Making
A certain Pro Se Plaintiff is trying to sue everyone in the US District Court in Florence, South Carolina. Recent events have gotten me to try and understand the thought process that is going on inside this man’s brain: Continue reading
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