Getting some weekend refreshments..
Rule 5: Saturday Denim
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Author Archives: Sonoran Conservative
With apologies to Quentin Tarantino
Chapter 11:
The Failure and Bigotry of Bill
It can never be said that a racist, bigoted, or misogynist slur was too obscene for Bill Schmalfeldt.
Here we go again..
For a guy living as a transient in a South Carolina extended stay motel with Stage 9125151 Parkinson’s Disease, Bill Schmalfeldt seems to think he carries weight and power on the internet.
Well, he does carry a lot of weight, but not a lot of power to move it.
Hey! Don’t remove my impertinent and scandalous words!
In Schmalfeldt’s incorrectly titled “PLAINTIFF’S MOTION IN OPPOSITION TO DEFENDANTS’ MOTION TO DISMISS FOR LACK OF PERSONAL JURISDICTION, DEFENDANTS’ MOTION TO STRIKE, DEFENDANTS’ MOTION TO MAKE MORE DEFINITE AND DEFENDANTS’ MOTION TO DISMISS FOR FAILURE TO STATE A CLAIM FOR WHICH RELIEF CAN BE GRANTED” response, he makes the following argument:
II. There is No Compelling Reason to Strike Any Portion of Plaintiff’s Second Amended Complaint Due to Rule 12(f) of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.
Oh really? Continue reading
Fun Fact of the Day
Too much snow can drive a person crazy. Pibloktoq, a little-understood hysteria seen in people living in the Arctic, can cause a wide range of symptoms, including echolalia (senseless repetition of overheard words) and running around naked in the snow.
Jurisdiction and the GS-13 Writer
This is a story about how a failed retired dismissed GS-13 (yes, it’s important to note that him being a GS-13 grade employee bears authority for his opinions) moved around the country, sued a whole lot of people pro-se, and failed because he doesn’t understand the basic concepts of language, much less the law. Continue reading
Rule 5: Friday Denim
Denim coverage..
I thought you wanted a jury trial?
Schmalfeldt wants the Judge to rule on his case, right now. Continue reading
BU Editor to experience severe PLM
Billy Boy Unread editor Bill Schmalfeldt has responded to the Defendants’ Motions.
And it’s hilarious.
Fun Fact of the Day
Steve Feltham holds the world record for hunting Scotland’s Loch Ness Monster. He’s been hunting for Nessie for over 25 years.
