Bill is projecting about his weight loss on the Twitterz.
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An interesting observation..
Bill Schmalfeldt says he is a purveyor of satire and parody. He spends a lot of time making up bits for podcasts where poop is almost always the theme. In my research, I have discovered not a single podcast he’s produced has ever been awarded for any kind of excellence in any category. Not even a single nomination.
I’ve also noticed he writes his legal briefs with the same style and substance and, interestingly, has the same results. In fact, the most common accolades are DENY and DISMISS.

Certain folks from MD, NC, IL, WV, TN and AZ…
Were out doing things, like working at their jobs, running errands, living life and being, you know, productive citizens. These fine Americans, many having served proudly in the US Armed Forces ( and wore the correct ribbons, never misrepresented their service), were helping to make America a better place for decent and kind people.