The US Supreme Court ruled unanimously under U.S. customs regulations, the tomato should be classified as a vegetable rather than a fruit.
Your tomato enjoys the legal status of a vegetable.
Fun Fact of the Day
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Rule 5: Sunday Denim
Team Ginger..
Throwing ice into the cold water
In Schmalfeldt’s Opposition to Defendants’ Motion to Make More Definite in Schmalfeldt v. Grady, et al, he makes a rather interesting argument in defense of his complaint. Continue reading
Fun Fact of the Day
From the Efficiency in Government Department:
The World Bank is an organization of 10,000-plus employees whose mission is the eradication of poverty. One element of what they do is writing policy reports about how to make the world better.
About 31 percent of all reports put online by the World Bank have never been downloaded by anyone in the world.
Rule 5: Saturday Denim
Getting some weekend refreshments..
With apologies to Quentin Tarantino
Chapter 11:
The Failure and Bigotry of Bill
It can never be said that a racist, bigoted, or misogynist slur was too obscene for Bill Schmalfeldt.
Here we go again..
For a guy living as a transient in a South Carolina extended stay motel with Stage 9125151 Parkinson’s Disease, Bill Schmalfeldt seems to think he carries weight and power on the internet.
Well, he does carry a lot of weight, but not a lot of power to move it.
Hey! Don’t remove my impertinent and scandalous words!
In Schmalfeldt’s incorrectly titled “PLAINTIFF’S MOTION IN OPPOSITION TO DEFENDANTS’ MOTION TO DISMISS FOR LACK OF PERSONAL JURISDICTION, DEFENDANTS’ MOTION TO STRIKE, DEFENDANTS’ MOTION TO MAKE MORE DEFINITE AND DEFENDANTS’ MOTION TO DISMISS FOR FAILURE TO STATE A CLAIM FOR WHICH RELIEF CAN BE GRANTED” response, he makes the following argument:
II. There is No Compelling Reason to Strike Any Portion of Plaintiff’s Second Amended Complaint Due to Rule 12(f) of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.
Oh really? Continue reading
Fun Fact of the Day
Too much snow can drive a person crazy. Pibloktoq, a little-understood hysteria seen in people living in the Arctic, can cause a wide range of symptoms, including echolalia (senseless repetition of overheard words) and running around naked in the snow.
Jurisdiction and the GS-13 Writer
This is a story about how a failed retired dismissed GS-13 (yes, it’s important to note that him being a GS-13 grade employee bears authority for his opinions) moved around the country, sued a whole lot of people pro-se, and failed because he doesn’t understand the basic concepts of language, much less the law. Continue reading
