Wait, what?

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Schmalfeldt is off on the Twitterz in response to a Team Kimberlin Post of the Day at Hogewash!  The monkeys are warming up.

Anyone who has followed Hogewash! for any length of time understands that John’s commenting on legal matters happens after certain events, usually after opinions are published by the Judge.  He never seems to tip his hand on where he’s going, but if one reads his filings carefully, you can probably discern what will happen.  Mostly, it generates a monkey dance on the other side.

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Klinger was not a transsexual

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I see pictures of Max Klinger, the enlisted man from Toledo, Ohio, (character played by actor Jamie Farr) in the M*A*S*H TV series, being shared all over the internet as some sort of symbol of transgender people serving in the military.

Corporal Klinger was bucking for a Section 8, which was a designation of being unfit due to psychological issues.  Cross dressing was considered a mental problem and Klinger was trying to exploit that loophole for several seasons, unsuccessfully.  Nevermind that in earlier seasons, he attempted to leave by many different means, only to be brought back by the MP’s or thwarted when his scams were uncovered.

He ended up putting his dresses away in the final three seasons as he became the company clerk, replacing the lovable Radar O’Reilly. At no time did Klinger ever claim to want to become a woman. He was married to a woman in the show.  He just wanted to dress in women’s clothing as a way to get out of the army.

I loved the character, despite his antics.  He was a good man.

The social justice warriors of today who are busy trying to rewrite history may disagree. All you have to do is watch the show.  Hope that clears things up.

 

 

Twitter Court: Libeling the Sociopath (updated)

macaca_nigra_self-portrait_custom-a8e13582c9ca6f71f5cd62815b8bb5d6ff112dc2-s300-c85According to Pro-se Chief Prosecutor Justice Bill S(chmalfeldt) Preston, Esq., simply calling someone who has not been diagnosed as a sociopath is libel and you’re immediately going to lose your property, wife, kids and friends.

The reasoning: A statement must be true.  If it is not, and it puts the person in a negative light, BOOM!

No really, see for yourself!

 

 

 

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Twitter Court: Permissive Joinder (aka, “I don’t know what I’m doing”)

macaca_nigra_self-portrait_custom-a8e13582c9ca6f71f5cd62815b8bb5d6ff112dc2-s300-c85In Twitter Court, Schmalfeldt has thrown down yellow fear pee line in the sand since making a motion to dismiss the six unnamed parties.

Using his impressive research skills, like those he uses to doxx people with, he has come with a way to add more defendants at a later time.

 

 

 

 

 

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Can’t make this up

So there is movement today in the Schmalfeldt vs Grady et al, LOLSuit VIII. Schmalfeldt learns the hard way that the rules must be followed. After submitting his Motion to Amend for the Second Amended Complaint, the Court told him:

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In using his super doxxing powers to locate the necessary six people to satisfy the court’s order, it became clear he was not going to meet the requirements to get the case into proper form. Continue reading

A No Contact Order is Abuse of Process?

monkeythinksIn Schmalfeldt’s Second Amended Complaint, he adds the count of Abuse of Process against Sarah Palmer because she DARED to get a second restraining order against him for unlawful contact.

Judge Brown, presiding over the hearing for the petition, ruled in Palmer’s favor that Schmalfeldt had indeed made unlawful contact and ordered Schmalfeldt to not contact her again. Continue reading