And hurting his upcoming LOL suit.
What did you expect? Here is the safe location.
From his .. um.. statement…
See the probes in my head there? Those are the final stimulator leads. Before those were implanted, the surgeon inserted “listening probes” that pick up the sounds of neurons firing. That’s how they know where to insert the final probes, by zeroing in on the two subthalamic nuclei in the brain where the movement neurons are misfiring. DAMN, the hours of patient practicing, forcing those neurons to MISFIRE just so FOUR YEARS LATER I could convince the government to give me a disability retirement so I could trim my take-home pay by almost 2/3 just because I was too lazy to be bothered to go to work every day.
THERE’S THE LOGIC anyone who cares to insist that I am faking this will have to stand by. I worked like a BEAST to condition my brain to learn how to misfire ON DEMAND, so I could undergo this dangerous surgery just so that four years after the fact I could cut my salary from a GS-13 rate to a disability retirement rate of approximately 1/3 of what I had been receiving. That’s some REAL HARD WORK for someone who just wants to nurse at the government teat, wouldn’t you say?
In his application, the reviewing medical person said he agreed with Schmalfeldt’s position that his condition, which had confined him to home care, would only get worse. Schmalfeldt made statements in 2014 and 2015 he believed he wouldn’t live much longer, and that his legal disputes with John Hoge could end his life early. He claimed in other statements that his late wife was his caregiver because he could barely function.
Fast forward to 2016. While living in Wisconsin, he buys a car. And drives it across the country. Twice.
My favorite Zombie chick nails it here.
Anyone else see the problem here?