Never go full Schmalfeldt.
Creepy Porn Lawyer Michael Avenatti made bold claims that Judge Brett Kavanaugh not only ran a sex ring operation in his youth, but Avenatti promised witnesses would come forward and testify. Multiple witnesses. He also demanded that the committee stop the nomination process until his witnesses have testified. Included was a request to ask a bunch of salacious questions.
On Monday, he doubled down and claimed that Kavanaugh’s claim of virginity was not only bogus, he had evidence to the contrary. In fact, he insinuated that Kavanaugh had engaged in Clinton sexual techniques.. I mean, oral sex.
Today, he’s decided he doesn’t want the public humiliation that comes when you can’t deliver on your bold claims.
Sound familiar?
Yep.
Update:
https://twitter.com/GPollowitz/status/1044666398591602698
Total Schmalfeldt.
Sonoran Conservative 
He’ll just come back under a different handle when he thinks it’s blown over. Maybe something like “AFamousLawyerButDefinitelyNotThatCreepyPornGuy”
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And after he’s scrubbed out the embarrassing tweets.
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There is a rumor that he got conned by a 4chan troll. So totally like Cabin Boy.
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I read the 4chan thing. Either the writer totally owned Avenatti or he’s trolling the entire internet. Either way, I love it. I just hope he got Avenatti. That guy is scum.
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Specking of bill schmalfeldt aka bill mathews:
https://www.sciencealert.com/minimal-turing-test-convince-humans-not-a-robot-one-single-word-poop
I have to call “fake” on this study.
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We do after all have legitimate contrary evidence.
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That title made me throw up in my mouth a little.
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“I mean to do that!”
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