I do enjoy when certain smug individuals living in extended motels run their mouths about the scoreboards.
So you’re saying in this scorecard, the game was lost 0-12?
OK, well check out how you’re doing with these scoreboards:
Some advice for the fail whale..
[Update – the original image of the Sonoran Conservative Scoreboard did not include a member of TFS in the player stats: Grace. This has been corrected to accurately reflect all players named in LOLSuits. My apologies for the oversight – mj]
One look at this… whatever the hell it is… and, it is beyond apparent that it’s the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt that LOST, LOST, LOST, LOST, LOST.
*shudder*
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Wow
I have to agree Grace
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Imagine the smell in that room.
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Don’t need to. I’ve been near a holding pen for diseased cattle.
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😂
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“Imagine the smell in that room.”
Don’t wanna. *gack*
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Ever been by a field freshly fertilized with liquified pig shit? I bet this room smells worse. And the pig is uglier.
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Holy Hell, God grant me some serenity because that’s nasty and ugly. I would have to drop minimally four Viagra and a pint of Vodka and 10 Jim Beam shots just to consider for two seconds that nasty pathetic whatever you call it. Even after all that my penis would hate me forever for those two seconds of thought.
I can’t respect Bill in any way shape or fashion if he touches that yuck and muck. Obviously or obliviously to one, the world’s ugliest woman right there.
If I ever met Bill and he went off about something political or started his typical name calling, I would just point at his fiancee … CASE CLOSED.
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Some things cannot be unseen….
Brain bleach, please, table 1.
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Right?! Creepy and oh. so. gross.
I bet those two pieces of excrement draw some serious stares and shakes of the head and shudders when they go out and impose themselves on the general public.
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Are puppies also classified as death threats? I get confused.
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Aww! Now I want a puppy 🐶 !
Thank you for the gentle puppy break. It helps cleanse the vision palate.
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I vomited … I saw three day old corpses in Iraq that looked and smelled better …
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I pity the poor cat.
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If you seen photos of her when she was young, it makes one wonder what the heck happened? (normally, I wouldn’t even mention someone’s appearance but The Creeper does it all the time)
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http://www.rehabs.com/explore/faces-of-addiction/
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I’m going to say this from experience.
A friend of mine, who WAS extremely beautiful, and I’m talking model beauty that would make SC’s Rule 5 Girl type, got involved with the wrong guy and became a crack addict. She got ugly real fast until a few of us decided to have an intervention.
Three years later, she is still recovering but the damage done to her from those couple of years of abuse will never make her look beautiful like she was. At 29, she looks a bad 45, almost like Ms. Kelly.
I’m not saying that Ms Kelly is or was a crack addict, but the visual symptoms are remarkable. You can also get the same look if you have no life. I’ve seen intensive gamers have similar changes in appearance like her. It’s obvious she stopped taking care of herself a long time ago.
And that’s very sad. Unfortunately, she is now Bill’s and has taken up his cause. I’m not one to condone personal appearance attacks, but she makes no bones about trashing others and doing his bidding.
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who is that?
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That is one Diane Kelly, the love of Schmalfeldt’s life (#4). They are planning on getting married.
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Do you happen to know how they met?
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IIRC, he stated they had known each other via the internet before his wife died. It was in April of this year he drove from Iowa to South Carolina, twice, and announced his undying love for her. They shacked up in an extended stay hotel, his “Parkinson’s” returned, and they are planning on living happily ever after he wins his federal case.
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And, didn’t xer husband *just* pass in October of last year (2016)?
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Good lord! Where’s Perseus when you need him?
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When that zit pops, hang on to the chandeliers!
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You know what’s uglier?
“Editor: Breitbart Unmasked”
To get numbers that small, you have to actively seek to chase people away.
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What do you expect? It can’t write and what it does try to write is just so gawd awful nasty.
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O/T, but…
https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/900785784097296385
I guess the GoFundMe I exposed didn’t work out, huh? Even though 10x more people saw than would have if I hadn’t publicized the cheap money grab?
Fucking shame.
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Enhanced view:
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The black dress socks with khaki shorts really is a classic look.
And the Dark Side of the Moon shoes are there to let the world know that he’s a 62 year old, layabout fake cripple on the outside, but a 15 year old pothead on the inside.
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I just love how he is so frail, but he’s outside, raising his hands up above his head and claims his disease has made him unable to travel because sitting for more than 10 minutes requires him to lay down.
How is he going to conduct his trial as the Chief Pro-Se Prosecutor in that?
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The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt looks positively SpEd.
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I’m sure he’s looking forward to traveling on the short bus.
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He really does.
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Oh my god. In all the years, I’ve never seen him look so fucking pathetic. He looks like shit.
How could he possibly think anyone would take him seriously?
But more than that, how could he go out in public looking like that?
Does anyone know if his first two kids are in the picture at all?
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It’s obvious the Lyin of Lebanon thinks this “look” is helpful to his cause.
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This photo reminds me of the Seinfield episode titled The Jimmy with the “Velvet Fog” Mel Torme singing to Kramer.
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Can we assume since the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is so very crippled and at death’s door due to his END STAGE PARKINSON’S DISEASE STAGE ELEVENTY!!1!!1! that his insurance and/or Medicare approved and paid for his new wheels – unlike when he bought his Scooty Puff (It was red. Vroom! VROOM!) with the blood money he received courtesy of StGotCU’s premature passing?
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No. That chair is a cheap piece of crap. Insurance would pay for a much better one and you know our brokeass utterly crippled DUMBFUCK would spend it all.
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At one point My parents needed wheelchairs (my mom specifically due to dementia, & other health issues), and the ones they got looked so much better than whatever that is.
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It looks the wheelchair we all see folded in the back of the Salvation Army store cause no one wants it!
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I expect it will end up there soon enough.
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Living in a flophouse with a Downsy-looking transvestite? Yeah, I guess that I can’t really argue with his “winning.”
Broadway Bill is a really poor man’s Charlie Sheen, only with more obvious psychopathy and outward signs of HIV.
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fuck all that.
I made the win list.
SC rocks.
DF is #2, or lower.
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He’s always about the number 2.
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Shitheels usually are!
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“Update – the original image of the Sonoran Conservative Scoreboard did not include a member of TFS in the player stats: Grace. This has been corrected to accurately reflect all players named in LOLSuits. My apologies for the oversight – mj]”
#WINNING 😎
No apologies necessary, my friend.
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Those pics confirm one thing….Dumbfuck may have won the case, but he is still a fuckin’ loser at life.
Put that in your folder, bitchfist.
Just waiting for the Feltdown when he goes to 0-8. LULZ muscles are in top form.
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Yep, and nothing changed in his life.
He still rents a room in an extended stay hotel.
He is pinning his hope in a poorly written complaint to deliver him from his own bad choices.
He celebrated by buying a new wheelchair that makes him.. uh.. what.. more mobile?
He doesn’t have a job to go to.
He still receives a taxpayer funded retirement because he chose not to plan for the future.
He’s made plans to build mansions off people who openly question his Parkison’s diagnosis for which he’s never offered positive proof – EVER.
So yeah, him and his band of merry misfits are all high-fiving each other for escaping judgment, but the judge made findings which will come back to haunt them. I can totally see why someone like him should be bragging.
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He’s getting retirement, but not SSI?
I thought he labeled himself “disabled”, or am I mistaken?
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I believe it’s SSI. I call it taxpayer funded retirement because he’s faking his disease.
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I have a different take.
Bill, you won. You won big. I myself didn’t see this coming even though ‘but Maryland-‘ was in the back of my mind. You can see I foreshadowed that this last weekend if you check the comments on Hogewash.
You were right and I was wrong.
Time for you to double down. Triple down. Go nuclear on all their asses Big Dog. Scorch the earth. Doxx those you can and use DISCOVERY to get the others. There IS a organization. There IS a membership list. All you have to do is COMPEL production of same. There’s been a monstrous amount of communication in the background that’s never appeared on any of the blogs. All of this is coordinated. Recall Brett pursued the RICO angle? His instincts were right. Bill, you should go for RICO too. Now.
When you get the transcripts please, I implore you, make sure you not only GLOAT (righteously, because you were RIGHT!) but that you comment copiously. Throw it in their faces. Never have so many been wrong about so much. It’s up to YOU, Bill Schmalfeldt, to ensure that scoreboard is preserved for posterity. And/or as long as the internet lives. You know you’re right. Let’s get it out there.
All the past PLM about you owning houses and wives and stuff… That’s doable. Well, the real estate part is doable but probably not the people. IANAL. But if you wound up with 4 houses (Hoge, Krendler, MJ and SPQR) that’s some decent coin. Key word is ‘equity.’ Oh! And Worthing too. That’s 5 houses- Look- All this Hoge-related stuff is a sideshow, right? What if you had enough money to seriously go after Trump? Pull strings, fund protests, print pamphlets. Stuff like that.
Writing this because I myself want to be on the winning side. Winning. I’m not there yet but wow have you, and Judge Hecker, moved the needle. For me.
I’m a realist.
Don’t give up. Never quit. You’re right and all the rest of these people are wrong. Every damned one of them. But you’ve known that all along…
Now go do the right thing.
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PS.
Ummm… Bill, if you didn’t like the way my B-17 piece ended let me know. Admittedly, it was inconclusive at the end. Originally intended to follow it up but lack of response from the Lickspittle community made me decide, ‘Nah-‘
I can do better. Think I need to drink less. Tomorrow. I’ll start tomorrow. That’s the ticket.
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https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/900477756152074240
DUMBFUCK, you were hiding under a rented bed. You didn’t stomp a damned thing, mostly because you’re a thoroughly useless cripple. Have you forgotten so soon?
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“We”?
Does anybody have any of Bill’s tweets where he denies he knows Brett, he isn’t his “excellent friend” and “there is no Team Kimberlin”?
We, indeed. You stepped in it again, lumpy. Has there ever been a time in your life where you didn’t lie continuously?
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He really denied that?
I thought they were friends.
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The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt has gone back-and-forth numerous times throughout the years… everything from he barely knows the Domestic Terrorist Brett “The Speedway Bomber” Kimberlin and there is no Team Kimberlin to referring to the dwarf felon as an “excellent friend” and creating “Team Kimberlin” merchandise for sale.
Consistency isn’t The Blob’s strong suit.
Notice with the dismissal of the counts in Hoge v Kimberlin et al… The Blob cannot stop referring to the tiny terrorist as his “friend” again – over and over and over and over again.
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