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Help me! I need a medic..

Posted on July 18, 2017 by Sonoran Conservative

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LULZ MUSCLES IN CRITICAL CONDITION!!

Second Amended Complaint..

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!

Update: Link above.

Someone.. please..call me an ambulance! STAT!!

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gmhowell on July 18, 2017 at 12:52 pm said:

I was assured I would be sued if I mentioned Bill’s imaginary friend by name. Another of Bill’s lies.

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- Sonoran Conservative on July 18, 2017 at 12:54 pm said:
  
  She didn’t even appear on the plaintiff list.
  
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  - Ashterah on July 18, 2017 at 1:02 pm said:
    
    KOOKY!
    
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  - librarygryffon on July 18, 2017 at 1:33 pm said:
    
    He must be leaving that for the third amended complaint….
    
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- Sonoran Conservative on July 18, 2017 at 1:06 pm said:
  
  She must’ve really messed up that he chose not to include her in the Second Amended Complaint. He was getting all lathered up about adding her because we had impugned her honor by just mentioning her name. And now? Tossed aside like a used dishrag.
  
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  - Neal N. Bob on July 18, 2017 at 6:24 pm said:
    
    He got drunk and forgot. That happens with some frequency.
    
    Too bad, really. Discovery with her would be FUN!
    
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Howard D. Earl on July 18, 2017 at 1:13 pm said:

Bill has been a busy beaver.
Sharing a roach motel room with a rotten, maggot gagging beaver.

KOOKY!

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- Howard D. Earl on July 18, 2017 at 1:13 pm said:
  
  I meant Dianne Preston.
  
  Phone, PETRIFIED!
  
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- librarygryffon on July 18, 2017 at 1:32 pm said:
  
  Have you read the hotel reviews? *snerk* At least it’s “only” $42 (plus tax?) per night.
  
  So they’re paying damn near what we are for a three bedroom house (incl. utilities) with a tad more square footage and no drug deals, roachs, or bed bugs.
  
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  - Fr. Paul Lemmen D. D. on July 18, 2017 at 2:51 pm said:
    
    They are paying more than I am for N-an entire house with 2 floors and a finished basement! No bugs or skanks allowed!
    
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    - Howard D. Earl on July 18, 2017 at 4:45 pm said:
      
      Great. My wife wanted to join me for my visit. House rules is house rules.
      
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  - Paul Krendler on July 18, 2017 at 4:49 pm said:
    
    Well, after I email-blasted EVERY LANDLORD INTHE ENTIRE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA (no, really – there’s a list) and reminded them that STEP 1 of any background check is RUN A CREDIT REPORT on any prospective tenant, that general advice has apparently guaranteed that a guy with two moves in 6 months and a pending lawsuit in Maryland is going to get the brush off.
    
    Oops.
    
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    - rt895 on July 18, 2017 at 4:52 pm said:
      
      Stole a page from Cousin Roy’s handbook, did you?
      
      Bravo, well done That Zombie!
      
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    - Roy Schmalfeldt on July 18, 2017 at 8:20 pm said:
      
      Stole?
      
      Heck no, I sent Krendler an autographed first edition of _Ensuring Bull Schmalfeldt Never, Ever Gets an Even Break_
      
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John “Minemyown” Doe on July 18, 2017 at 1:47 pm said:

MJ I see you are not named!

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- Sonoran Conservative on July 18, 2017 at 1:54 pm said:
  
  Alas, no I’m not. But, that doesn’t mean I’m done with him.
  
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John “Minemyown” Doe on July 18, 2017 at 1:50 pm said:

That witch in the green dress is almost enough to make me swear off women for a week.

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- Howard D. Earl on July 18, 2017 at 4:47 pm said:
  
  Schmalfeldt obviously has…
  
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- wpdavidd on July 18, 2017 at 6:31 pm said:
  
  The one in the black, however….
  
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- AJ Fornicarius Hoc on July 18, 2017 at 7:00 pm said:
  
  That’s “a big ol’ black man in women’s clothes.” To quote the one in the dress, that is.
  
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  - AJ Fornicarius Hoc on July 18, 2017 at 7:01 pm said:
    
    Green dress, that is. [But not a real green dress; that’s cruel.]
    
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    - John “Minemyown” Doe on July 18, 2017 at 7:42 pm said:
      
      Then it is just bill “Brain Damaged Troll”** schmalfeldt type.
      **source
      
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John “Minemyown” Doe on July 18, 2017 at 9:02 pm said:

Interesting comment by Kyle

You Stay Classy, Bill Schmalfeldt!

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- Kyle Kiernan on July 19, 2017 at 10:04 am said:
  
  thanks man.
  
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