Math is hard. And so is English.

monkeythinksWhen it comes to basic literacy, a certain Deadbeat in South Carolina makes up shit about the meaning of words that doesn’t exist.

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Someone help me out.

Bill is talking about the number of complaints that have been allowed to move forward.  None of those claims have been litigated.  They aren’t victories in any way, but the Deadbeat has literally assumed that the counts allowed to go forward as a fraction of the total number of counts presented is some kind of massive win percentage.

Aside from scrubone’s facetiousness, correct me if I’m wrong: If no counts have been litigated, does it matter if three or four are waiting to be litigated?  How does one claim that as a win?

Oh wait, this is Schmalfeldt math, something akin to Schmalfeldt, Attorney at Large.

scrubone is correct.  Schmalfeldt has won very little.  Bill’s illiteracy will pretty much guarantee it stays that way.

facepalm

 

8 thoughts on “Math is hard. And so is English.

  1. Just like his previous seven bites at the apple, this one will never see the inside of a courtroom.

    When you misspell your own fucking name in the opening page of a suit, it gives everybody else a pretty solid indication of which way a case is going to go.

    It’s Feldtdowns like this that make me wish I was American, so I could play, too.

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  2. LOL my personal barnacle Thomas A Mix the #VeroBeachCrybully has been claiming he is winning his LULZsuit agaist me from day one. He even offered to share his “wins” to his twitter friends ~heh~ that was posted over a year ago….he is going to be so disappointed. Not to mention all the money he wasted on lawyers who haven’t bothered to explain a thing to him.

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    • Good grief.

      Thomas A. Mix (the #VeroBeachCrybully) is such a pathetic, lying windowlicker.

      Mix, and his fellow lying ghouls (like that Chooglin creeper and that vile @NicoleBonnet1 skank), are such evil garbage.

      May they all go down in flames in the most epic and hilarious of all ways! What a waste of space and oxygen. *smfh*

      Burn, bitches.

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