Here are a list of articles that some people might find enjoyable over the next few days.
You know what they say in the Boy Scouts:
“Always Be Prepared.”
The following has been compiled by your friendly Sonoran Conservative. Please enjoy!
Eight Tips for an Easier Prison Stay
A Beginner’s Guide to Jail – (includes informative video)
Survive First Time as a Prison Inmate (Amazon)
How to make Prison Life as Stress Free as a Walk in the Park.
Sonoran Conservative 
As stress free as a walk in the park? A walk in the park can be fatal to a sufferer of Fakinson’s.
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How will his Village People ‘stache go over in prison?
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It will go under, not over. SOMEONE’S NUTS!!
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Just pick a fight with the biggest dude on the cell block. Instant respect, especially for a guy who’s always been the last guy left standing after a bar fight.
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The fact you researched, and put, all these links together is a testament to what a finely humane person you are.
Mahalo.
And all that.
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That’s because I care!
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