Bill Schmalfeldt believes that he has figured out who I am.   No seriously, he believes that he, in fact, found me using his amazing detective skills.

He went back to my first blog post and said this was the incriminating line:

I started high school at the end of the Carter administration, when the country was suffering from a myriad of problems that blinded a simple country boy from Georgia who relied a lot on his faith.

From this, he deduced that I started High School in 1980.  Because I have “Sonoran Conservative” as the name of my blog, I must’ve graduated from Sonora Union High School in Sonora California.   From that, he extrapolated that my graduation date was 1984.  So he looked for someone with the initials of MJ.   He found one guy, Michael David Jackson and BINGO!  He had got his man!

Update:  Here’s a tweet to reinforce his belief.  Try not to roll your eyes so hard.

https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/876974853995286528

No, seriously – the logic is that I was born in California and went to a specific high school there because of one very vague line in my first blog post and the title of my blog.  Yep, those are some serious sleuthing skills there.

During the show, he decides he wants to call the numbers he found for Mr. Jackson on one of those background websites.  One of them was s a fax number.  So I made this tweet,  and another person tweeted confirmation of his reaction:

https://twitter.com/VMMolotov/status/876966762671087616

That’s right.  Listening to his podcast, I tweaked and trolled him.  He fell right for it and from that point forward, he went off script.  He now so wants to believe that I am Michael D. Jackson, and that he is at full throttle mode to get me.   Sometimes, the fish just throw themselves into the boat.

Yep, Bill, I fucked with you despite your ominous drunken warning.   You should quit now while you are behind.  I am not Michael D. Jackson.  Your stupidity is on full display here and you’ve failed.

On a more somber note:

After tracking him down, we learn that Mr. Michael D. Jackson was convicted of child rape of his step daughters.  I’m not going to comment on the heinous crimes other than to say that I’ve never listened to something so sick as to hear Bill read the charging statement in his podcast.

More than a few times, while reading disturbing accounts, both he and his “lady” would snicker and make jokes.  Those poor children have already suffered enough, and I can imagine if they were to hear that podcast, they would endure more mental anguish from a man they don’t know, make carefree commentary about their suffering.

To those girls and the family, I will say a special prayer of healing for you.  I ask my readers to add them to theirs as well.  It is shameful that Bill would resurrect their suffering in this way because he was upset I posted a picture of him his “girlfriend” tweeted and then faildoxxing me.   That’s the kind of man he is and his comeuppance will take place.