These things write themselves.

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The one radio guy from Oklahoma is pontificating when he shouldn’t.

Did people have to tell you that aligning yourself and doing the dirty work for a domestic terrorist who has an affinity for underage girls is not a good thing?

Did people have to tell you that attempting to sue people without any lawyer experience would end badly?

Did people have to tell you that it is stupid to send an email to someone’s work place with pictures of your dying wife in an effort to harm someone’s marriage?

Did people have to tell you that threatening extortion on a podcast was not a good thing and may cause you grief in the future?

Did people have to tell you that harassing a woman over the internet because of butthurt only results in restraining orders?

Did people have to tell you that trying to go toe to toe with someone intellectually superior such as a NASA engineer or a Zombie would only result in failure?

And did people have to tell you that just because you ran away doesn’t mean your problems also go away?

Tick tock.

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10 thoughts on “These things write themselves.

    • Arthur Dent: You know, it’s times like this, when I’m about to be thrown
      out of the airlock of a Vogon Constructor Fleet Spaceship
      that I really wish I’d listen to what my Mother said!

      Zaphod Beeblebrox: Why? What did she say?

      Arthur Dent: I DON’T KNOW! I DIDN’T LISTEN!

      Zaphod Beeblebrox: Terrific.

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      • —-
        (OOPS… upon reviewing source materials, ZB hadn’t entered
        the story yet, so AD was talking to Ford Prefect. Sorry!)
        —-

        Arthur Dent: You know, it’s times like this, when I’m about to be thrown
        out of the airlock of a Vogon Constructor Fleet Spaceship
        that I really wish I’d listened to what my Mother said!

        Ford Prefect: Why? What did she say?

        Arthur Dent: I DON’T KNOW! I DIDN’T LISTEN!

        Ford Prefect: Terrific.

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  1. I guess no one told Bill Mathews (AKA Bill Schmalfeldt) that he should pick shit out of his ass, roll it into little balls and sniff it. I going to go out on a limb and say no one should have had to tell him NOT to record it and put it on the Internet.

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  2. I wonder if Bill Mathews aka William Schmalfeldt, the valor stealing Parkinson’s taking shitbag (#whereisonyx) regaled his current employer (in a job he claimed he was too feeble to do hence disability) with the comedic genious that is “Fingernails Reeking of Poo”.

    It’s not like Bill Mathews aka William Schmalfeldt didn’t make it a matter of public record for the world to see anyway.

    I was kind of hoping lardass would golf cleat his crank again and get shitcanned, but if the relative quiet from TFS is for the reasons I think it is, I’m more than happy to lose the pool in the break room. It was only 5 bucks to enter anyway.

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  3. If I knew how to insert a image here I’d choose a screen cap of Schmalfeldts latest tweet wherein he, very thoughtfully, provides several locally specific contact points.

    Not only is he LEFT the boy just ain’t right.

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