He’s at it again.
It was my turn today to monitor the shadow-banned account according the schedule in the break room.
This afternoon, he posted this:
https://twitter.com/LiberalGrouch18/status/978395177747468288
He actually went to Hogewash! and looked, despite wanting to move on with his life.
Later, this came across his feed.
https://twitter.com/LiberalGrouch18/status/978442875066376192
Seriously. He recorded a song about his nemesis and it is in his playlist.
I’ve concluded that John Hoge has a mansion in Schmalfeldt’s pointy head, complete with tennis court, five car garage, guest house, a huge swimming pool with a number of Sonoran Conservative Rule 5 babes lounging around it, and a 40,000 square foot laboratory full of active science experiments.
And there is still room in there for a National Park. All free.
Sonoran Conservative 
And a game reserve.
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Did you mean gay reserve?
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I was there once myself. Not the world’s most salubrious digs I must say. Could use a woman’s touch, not that that’s ever likely.
Speaking of which, there were no Rule 5 fillasses up there. Just whimpering cub scouts and moaning sweaty twins.
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Male twins, I presume?
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Nominally male, but not men.
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And cockroaches.
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It still cracks me up that given his bloated nature William “Parkinson’s faking valor stealing” Schmalfeldt tries to be cute emphasising the “hog” in hogewash. IMAX projection or too retarded to recognise the vowel in the original word doesn’t work?
I know, embrace the power.
PS- someone cover my shift? I put a sign up sheet on the break room fridge.
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Since the Parkinson’s faking shitbag has decided today’s theme is parody, here’s a quick ditty.
In Real Life
A parody of “On Broadway” by George Benson, Kevin Clash
He says he’s on the radio
In Real Life
He says he’s always magic on the air
But while he thinks he’s put on the ritz,
With rolling turds and cub scout skits,
Everyone else looks away in horror.
He says he’ll roll the bomb on down
In real life
Preparing papers for the next LOLsuit
And yet again he will come up short,
For butthurt never will be a tort,
And after eight tries he can’t figure that out.
He says he wants to move forward
In real life
He claims to want to leave this all behind him.
And yet he tries to dox daily
Following each and every lead
Too bad he’ll never find you and me
In real life
(Faking parkinsons to get sympathy)
In real life
(Choosing the internet over your dying wife)
In real life
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The only point to his existence is the one atop his dick-dented head.
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