Schmalfeldt’s Year in Review

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It literally can be described in one word..

With the final order on LOLSUIT VIII now in the books, it provides the final bookend to his life over the past year.

Failure.

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And the many synonyms and phrases that flow from it:

  • Washout
  • Defeat
  • Deficiency
  • Fiasco
  • Flop
  • Bungle
  • Bust
  • Decay
  • Loss
  • Inadequacy
  • Non Performance
  • Non-success
  • Sinking Ship.
  • Total Loss

From his being run out of Wisconsin to losing his radio gig in his hometown of Clinton, “People know me here”, Iowa, then moving to South Carolina to find love and to continue his legal fights, and the miraculous return of Stage V Parkinson’s, Bill Schmalfeldt ends the year with yet, another loss in court.  He didn’t even contest the Magistrate’s recommendation, despite learning from all his pro se mistakes.

Now, he’s gone into hiding, failing to tell the court where they can send the final order, and most likely, additional paperwork.

There is a word that people use when someone runs off at the mouth and challenging others, only to see that person run away when faced with owning up to their actions.

The word is:

Coward.

Schmalfeldt has now cemented his legacy in the Coward’s Hall of Infamy.

There is also another word for coward:

Pussy.

In his case, the biggest one ever.

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7 thoughts on “Schmalfeldt’s Year in Review

  1. “to speak evil of any one, unless there is unequivocal proofs of their deserving it, is an injury for which there is no adequate reparation.”—George Washington 1796

    So nice of bill to prove that ol’ George knew that of which he speaks.

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