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Not to brag or anything

Posted on November 12, 2017 by Sonoran Conservative

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And yet..

https://twitter.com/TrumpThumpRadio/status/929874227410489344

If you need to tell everyone how great your relationship is while degrading others on social media, it’s probably not a good sign of things to come.

But you, know..

13 thoughts on “Not to brag or anything”

Roy Schmalfeldt on November 12, 2017 at 7:37 pm said:

Pool is up in the break room on when they get kicked out of Sis’s place…

Ten bucks a line, no pushing!

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- Sonoran Conservative on November 12, 2017 at 8:00 pm said:
  
  I got 20 bucks lying around doing nuthin’..
  
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lorddewclaw on November 12, 2017 at 8:21 pm said:

Don’t worry, fatass…

It isn’t bragging about getting “more love in five minutes” from an inflataskank trenchmouth… I mean, you get it when ever you want. Not like a purple haired John Denver blow up doll is gonna put up much resistance, ammi right?

Or were you talking about the cat?

(yuck. I denounce myself)

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- Russ on November 12, 2017 at 11:44 pm said:
  
  I continue to pity the cat.
  
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  - Sonoran Conservative on November 13, 2017 at 12:06 am said:
    
    I think most animal lovers do.
    
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John “Minemyown” Doe on November 12, 2017 at 9:47 pm said:

The cat is the only one that does not look bat shit crazy. Cat body language says “Get me the fu*k out of here”!

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SecurityFlunky on November 12, 2017 at 11:20 pm said:

Does she not have the look of someone with “mental health issues” or stunted cognitive development? Or is it just me?

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- Gus Bailey on November 13, 2017 at 12:13 pm said:
  
  We have a motto, ya know…
  
  Embrace the power?
  
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Kyle Kiernan on November 13, 2017 at 2:50 am said:

Five minutes huh?

Maybe try some multiplication tables or baseball box scores in your head next time.

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Pablo on November 13, 2017 at 4:27 am said:

DUMBFUCK is getting a lot better at keeping that hideous goiter out of the shot.

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- This Other Latin F*cker on November 13, 2017 at 6:10 am said:
  
  No, I can plainly see him right there in that red blanket looking thing.
  
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agiledog on November 13, 2017 at 7:00 pm said:

They aren’t a family. They are two freaks living in someone’s basement because they are too cheap to pay for a place of their own, and letting their cat trash the place. You just KNOW both of them are too lazy to clean a litter box……
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Glenn on November 14, 2017 at 4:46 am said:

Is it me or does Casa de Twatwaffle look like a basement instead of the condo paradise…..

Things that make you go hmmmm. There doesn’t seem to be any updates in the latest flailsuit, if ya know what I mean.

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