Schmalfeldt is off on the Twitterz in response to a Team Kimberlin Post of the Day at Hogewash! The monkeys are warming up.
Anyone who has followed Hogewash! for any length of time understands that John’s commenting on legal matters happens after certain events, usually after opinions are published by the Judge. He never seems to tip his hand on where he’s going, but if one reads his filings carefully, you can probably discern what will happen. Mostly, it generates a monkey dance on the other side.
https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/890424026660732933
Obviously, the mystery of hard work in reading civil procedure and following the rules is beyond your comprehension. Didn’t you say Judge Hecker was going to see it for what it was and dismiss Hoge’s case? I guess we’ll find out during the trial that wasn’t supposed to happen.
https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/890424623980048384
Oh, I’m sure you do feel for him. We’ll see how you feel when the motions are filed.
https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/890425048435220480
How come you couldn’t get a pro-boner lawyer?
This suspense is killing me! I hope it lasts.
Sonoran Conservative 
“Has to”…work? Yeah, if Nettles is pro bono, he CHOSE to represent John et al. He wasn’t pressganged into it like Shakey’s welfare lawyer.
Do any liberals understand giving by choice and the government forcing someone to give.
BTW, MJ, did you get served in the latest LOLsuit? I haven’t been, and yet I was promised that if I mentioned Bill’s imaginary fiancée by name. That would be Dianne “Snaggletooth” Preston, for those who are new here.
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I was supposed to be served for something about “Fake Parkinson’s” but that never happened. Every day that passes is just a little bit more disappointment.
Kooky, huh?
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Queer, even.
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Depends…
DAMMIT!!!
😉
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Perhaps William forgot to have a chat, fed-to-fed, with the postal service. I hear they don’t deliver mail unless there’s verbal confirmation from the sender. Peculiar system you have really. We just use stamps.
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To be fair, the postal service may still be investigating the slovenian horse poop and forged letter cases he submitted and hadn’t had a chance to deliver his other mail.
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I’m still waiting too, though I’m not sure what my alleged sin was.
Of course I’m still waiting for the postal inspectors too….
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Well, the notorious lethargy of the USPS might explain the second situation. I’m guessing in the first case Bill is a believer in Original Sin. So, “You’re GUILTY!!!! GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!!!!111!!!!ELEVENTY”. So rules the Twitter Supreme Court, Chief Justice Potatohead Schmalballs writing for a unanimous Court.
So there.
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Execution first, then trial, finally, charges. It’s Pretendyland, Jane.
On Thu, Jul 27, 2017 at 9:32 AM, Sonoran Conservative wrote:
> Jane “LibraryGryffon” Doe commented: “I’m still waiting too, though I’m > not sure what my alleged sin was. Of course I’m still waiting for the > postal inspectors too….” >
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I wonder if the defendants will wait until late September to file their answer? His head will explode waiting.
Thanks for introducing me to this comedy Sonoran Conservative. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.
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Yes, seconded. Jolly good reading I must say!
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Welcome to the madness! Get a comfy chair and an ottoman and grab a bowl of popcorn and drink of your choice. It’s gonna be a FUN ride!
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Welcome Aboard!.
Alas, I can’t take credit for all this since others before me who were targets of his insanity have carried the load. I’m just helping to spread the word as much as possible, the exact opposite of what the Fail Whale expected when he attempted extortion on me.
Feel free to add whatever commentary you wish and please visit my friends websites, all available from the main page on the right. I always link to them in these posts whenever possible.
Also, please stretch appropriate lulz muscles.
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Wow that is epic projection
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Yeah, and we all know where this goes – epic hilarity from the epic fail.
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You’re a fucking idiot, Shakes.
DON’T EVER FORGET IT!
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Way back in the day, I was in first grade with an unfortunate soul who literally never learned to count to 10 or write his name. Truly. He would probably still learn more quickly than Our Bill to not touch hot stoves or get into stupid court suits. Or should that be “provably”?
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Years back, I had an…acquaintance, who joined my tabletop gaming group. I first became concerned about his fitting in when, during a discussion about books, I asked him what he liked to read. ‘Oh, no, I don’t like to read.’
Hooo boy. This guy… he literally could not -learn- from experience. I don’t know if he had an actual learning disability, or was just too lazy to pick up on blatant hints left out in front of him and painted day-glo orange. But the boy was NOT right.
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Bill’s first problem is [Redacted – restored. – mj] South Carolina.
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WordPress ate the * redacted * before South Carolina ^^^
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I’ll send a note to the technical department for you. 🙂
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