Billy Goes to Greensboro, NC!

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giphy1Limber up, folks!  Schmalfeldt is about to embark on Stalker’s Quest to defend himself against the No Contact Order for Stalking petition filed by Sarah Palmer.

In today’s episode, Billy discovers the petition on Hogewash! and is so excited, he’s made travel plans before actually making the.. travel plans.

 

 

Billy has to get from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, to the Guilford County Courthouse in Greensboro, North Carolina, by 9 am on July 14th.  If someone were to drive that route, it would take approximately four hours as shown by Google Maps:

As we all know, Billy “can’t” drive because one, he doesn’t have a car, and two, he doesn’t have a license.   It’s also apparent that his caregiver doesn’t have a car, either.

So how does Billy say he’s going to get there?  By BUS!

https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/883756022644580352

This means the bus has to arrive by 8 am at the station with plenty of time to get to the courthouse when his name is called.   I’m accounting for his current claimed stage of Parkinson’s disease.  That means the latest he could possibly leave and still arrive on time would be around 4 am.

So, off to the booking sites!  What lines run from Myrtle Beach to Greensboro and can help Billy get there in time for his court date?

What does Trailways offer?

Oh.  No problem.  What does Greyhound have for the 14th?

Oops. It doesn’t leave until after the date the trial starts.  And there is a much bigger problem:  It takes over 10 HOURS to get there!

I seem to recall that a certain ADA protest statement published by Billy where he says that travel to Westminster from Myrtle Beach was too long and that appearing for a show cause hearing there would be WAY TOO MUCH stress on him.  So he couldn’t go. Huh.

So what’s his course of action?  Can he Uber?  Taxi cab?  Shuttle Service?  In-Laws?  Grand Theft Auto?

Tune in next time for another episode of “Billy Goes to Greensboro, NC!”

 

 

 

 

16 thoughts on “Billy Goes to Greensboro, NC!”

  2. Sorry mj. This post misses the mark. Diseased Willy didn’t show up for previous peace order hearings in Massachusetts, Illinois, and North Carolina. In fact if I remember correctly (I am getting old and sometimes misremember things), he once failed to show up at a peace order hearing in his own county WHEN HE HIMSELF WAS THE COMPLAINANT! So your work is almost certainly for naught. I’ll give nice odds that he will blow off this hearing, default, and add to his collection of peace orders.

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    • Well, to be fair, I was only reporting on his zeal to want to go and defend himself. This was his good news after yesterday’s heartbreaking announcement that his application to go rent his dream home and live happily ever after with the love of his life (#4) was denied, all because of the internet.

      You and I both know where this will end up, but not before Billy does a few shows to keep us entertained.

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    • He could send the cat with a note reading “The pussy is here.” It would be perfectly truthful.

      If that happens, I hope the court will order the cat delivered to the SPCA.

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  7. I guess his new girl friend likes being with a coward who is too scared to even show up in court to face a woman he claims is lying aboout him. I’d have thought that any real man would be more than happy to show up and prove to the judge that everything said about him is a lie.

    I wouldn’t malign pussies by calling him one. He’s totally spineless, a worm, without even the sense that God gave worms who can at least figure out the worm equivalent of “stove = hot!”.

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    • Well, since there was no real proof of her actually existing, other than the pics of a rent-a-lady boi in a bad wig, I figure Shakey isn’t worried about what a pretendy girlfriend thinks of its sand packed, mewling mangina creator.

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  8. Yeah, LG…. calling him a pussy is pretty weaksauce.

    Derogatory to BOTH forms of that word (to which I am a fan). 😉

    I think “twatwaffle” fits better, and their unions probably won’t bitch…. cause they’re twatwaffles and stuff.

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