The Dread Pirate Zombie Morgana, (aka, the beautiful Sarah Palmer) has more analysis on the super sleuthing detective skills of Faildoxx Superstar Bill Schmalfeldt.
She is as brutal as she is sexy. Poor Bill. He will never enjoy a woman of her caliber. He’s stuck with “Lady Di”.
As far as the other hot women in my life..
The Rule 5 wife is out sunbathing this morning and she texts me this picture and asks if I can buy her a swimsuit like this. She is always doing this to me, sending me pics of her doppelgangers. I suppose I’m shopping today.

Niiice! Give the wife zombie smooches for me!
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People who live in roach motels with meth mouth skanks really shouldn’t throw stones…
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