Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual

— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) December 31, 2018

Tried ro join a secret Maori Whale Fucking club but the discrimination against elderly, bearded, Tagalog speaking white men, which runs rampant in New Zealand, caused them to mistake me for a well known tech personality, and i was soundly thrashed. Tried on my own and failed.

— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) December 31, 2018

Keep up. The Whale Fucking issue is widely debated throughout Polynesia. The issue is not consensuality, but the growing number of young men who are being drowned or crushed in the attempt to copulate with a Whale. It takes years 8f teaing to be safe and successful with thus task

— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) December 31, 2018

Dude. You need to get out more. Whale fucking has become one if the top five issues being debated throughout the South Pacific Islands. Fijii is considering bill that grants life-long amnesty for any and all crimes, to any Fijian cituzen who can prove they have fucked a whale.

— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) December 31, 2018