Three down-on-their luck thieves decide to rob people leaving the Government Cheese site (at least back in the day, free Government Cheese was available as part of welfare. Think Kraft singles without the flavor or melting ability. And get off my lawn.) They hit three people leaving the site, and return to their lair to evaluate their booty. The first one says, “I got American cheese.” The second one says, “I got American cheese.” The third says “I got Nacho cheese.” “Say what?” “Yeah, when I grabbed it, the dude yelled at me ‘Man, that’s nacho cheese!’ ”
Sonoran Conservative 
I’m reminded of an old joke.
Three down-on-their luck thieves decide to rob people leaving the Government Cheese site (at least back in the day, free Government Cheese was available as part of welfare. Think Kraft singles without the flavor or melting ability. And get off my lawn.) They hit three people leaving the site, and return to their lair to evaluate their booty. The first one says, “I got American cheese.” The second one says, “I got American cheese.” The third says “I got Nacho cheese.” “Say what?” “Yeah, when I grabbed it, the dude yelled at me ‘Man, that’s nacho cheese!’ ”
Yeah, I laughed as a kid. And get off my lawn.
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Someday I hope to visit the Cheddar Gorge and the nearby Cheddar Reservoir.
(Sadly, it appears the reservoir is filled with water.)
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Jean Valjean was a piker.
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