What does a rake taste like?
https://twitter.com/PortlyPundit/status/1060336514574508032
Huh.
Just think, in 2011 he was so afflicted with Parkinson’s Disease that he told a government medical examiner his condition had worsened to the point he could no longer do his job as a writer from home. Since then, he’s managed to secure double-digit restraining orders. He traveled by car from Iowa to South Carolina twice despite giving up driving saying he couldn’t trust himself a decade earlier. Even more astonishing are the number of law suits he’s filed and subsequently lost that contain provable lies. Fortunately, his sheer incompetence kept him from embarrassment in a court proceeding.
Imagine how effortlessly someone like him could lie. After all, he was dumb enough to PUBLISH all of this on the internet.
Sonoran Conservative 
At this point there has to be some stronger response than looking sadly at him, shaking your head slowly, and saying “Bless your heart.” This is weapons grade dumbf*ckery.
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I can still hear the laughter ringing in my ears
when he called me pretending to be a reporter from Wisconsin’s largest newspaper
When he was bounced from his gigs in Iowa
When he face planted against Sarah in court
When he peed himself in Maryland
When he opened his gift
When he was fired in Oklahoma
When his new job in Wisconsin faded away
When he was fired from the examiner
When he called me crying about my calling his work child pornography
When he ran from Grady in Maryland
When he play acted in Maryland court rooms
Good times
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“Fortunately, his sheer incompetence kept him from embarrassment in a court proceeding.”
And not just once. Or twice. But almost every time.Can you imagine what it must be like to have to rely on your own stupidity to keep you from screwing yourself even worse?
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