This post brought to you by the number 9.


The Call of the Butthurt is on the internet.

He supposedly “moved on.”  Looks like he decided to turn around and head back towards familiar ground and is drawing from the same wells of failure.

We are now at the stage of the cycle where starts justifying future legal action against, well, everyone. He is making assertions that certain people are responsible for the KDSN debacle. To help build his case, he needs to locate some fresh butthurt.

Nine is coming.  Prepare your lulz muscles.



21 thoughts on “This post brought to you by the number 9.

  1. bill schmalfeldt you are nothing but a liar, you tweeted that you had proof that Pat Grady was Paul Krendler that is a flat out falsehood. If you had such proof then not only would you have submitted it to the court but you would be crowing it to the whole wide world like a bantam rooster. You were called out on that by no less than a Federal Magistrate Judge I believe the quote was ” It is noted that Plaintiff provides no proof other than his own self-serving statements that “Paul
    Krendler,” the listed name of the poster, is actually Defendant Grady or any of the other Defendants.”. You need to shit or get off the pot.

    You are nothing more than a lowlife STALKER.

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    • We’ve been over this many times. Paul Krendler is Bill Schmalfeldt — he told me this himself. He even filed paperwork with the government and published a book on Amazon stating this.

      The poor man is clearly insane — with this weird personality disorder, his psychosomatic “Parkinsons”, and his delusions of job offers that have him criss-crossing the country. He needs institutionalization.

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  2. Funny, I always thought cowards hide behind faking a disease so they don’t have to go to court even though the rules say they should.

    You’re not in Maryland anymore, and blue myrtle beach ends at the door of your shithole. Bring it shitbag.

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  3. Bill Schmalfeldt — “In fact I invite my followers to visit for themselves for a case study in cowardly obsessive-compulsion.”

    [caps]HEY LARDASS——YOU DON’T HAVE ANY FOLLOWERS. [caps off] You have spent most of your time to grow the Cabin Boy brand the past 10 – 15 years, with absolutely no results. You have more protective orders & restraining orders against you than you have followers.

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      • Bill would like to be seen engaging his enemies in a battle of wits. Too bad he’s totally unarmed. Not even half of a wit doth he possess.

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    • Bill has “enemies” because people don’t like his fascination with cub scouts being raped and the guy from Vero Beach has “enemies” because people find his view that adults should be allowed to finger bang a 14 year old in a bathroom reprehensible. Sounds like the perfect pair to me. Now Bill just has to find a way to deflate the Inflate-A-Boy and he can live with his true paramour.

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  4. sock puppet accounts he’s created….

    Sock puppets? Like these?
    Father Athanasius
    Jane “LibraryGryffon” Doe

    Those are all real people, either self-identified or “doxxed” by Team Kimberlin, that comment at TMZ. That is more real people commenting on TMZ than all the sock puppets Bill has created on ALL of his 50+ blogs.

    And don’t forget the two greatest mysteries that Bill CAN’T seem to solve: Roy Schmalfeldt, and Paul Krendler. It amuses me to no end that Bill will go to his grave not knowing who those on-line names really belong to. The only thing that should be on Bill’s headstone, in big block letters, is: FAIL!

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