Immediate Starbucks qualifications for hire

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Harvard is helping potential barista’s get hired sooner.

From Campus Reform:

The “Social Justice Certificate” is a graduate-level certificate that can be earned after taking 16 credit hours in relevant courses, and is offered by the Harvard Extension School, a “fully accredited Harvard school” with an online-based platform.

“Through this liberal arts graduate certificate, you’ll learn about core themes of social justice, including philosophy, economics, the environment, religion, politics, ethics, sociology, and law.”

The recently launched certificate allows students to take classes such as “Chocolate, Culture, and the Politics of Food,” “The Culture of Capitalism,” and “Storytelling and Global Justice” for credit, and Harvard stresses that courses taken prior to the 2016–17 academic year “do not apply toward this certificate.”

Other classes in the program include “The Minimum Wage Debate,” “The Politics of Religion in Liberal Democracies,” and “Readings in Black Radicalism”—a class dedicated to exploring readings on topics such as black Marxism, black feminism, and reparations.

“Through this liberal arts graduate certificate, you’ll learn about core themes of social justice, including philosophy, economics, the environment, religion, politics, ethics, sociology, and law,” the university explains on its website.

New hires will not need indoctrination.. I mean, racial bias training .. when hired.

Starbucks declined to comment on whether employees will receive bonuses or better wages for their Ivy league certification.

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4 thoughts on “Immediate Starbucks qualifications for hire

  1. Awesome! For those who werent sure if their gender/back/gay/prefer declassify hour studies degree said “I don’t want to be hired because its easier to leech off mommy government” enough, this “graduate” programming removes all doubt.

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