Where’d he go?
On Monday, two things happened.
World’s Greatest Internet Investigator and long time fishing expert, Johnny Atsign got a lead on a certain grifter hanging out in the western US.
Shortly thereafter, the World’s Most Lovable Zombie, Paul Krendler, had some birds report back that indeed, the grifter had been located.
Today, the internet radio station that gives you scat promos and files legal exhibits about boy scouts fondling cub scouts skits produced by the host, suddenly went dark.
And so did the Twitter account.
It was earlier this month that the Maryland/Wisconsin/Iowa/South Carolina grifter was making demands on this site that I remove all the evidence he provided that he has been lying about his Parkinson’s Disease.
Then he decided to leave for New Mexico for a new gig, and presumably, a new life. While trying to act like he wasn’t running scared, he provided pics of where he was going, but never quite telling people the final destination. It’s almost like he didn’t want us to know, but handed out poorly crafted clues.
After Atsign and the Zombie shared with the world his new digs, he goes silent.
All of this begs the question:
What color was the uniform the Sheriff was wearing when he served the papers? Mark in Maryland has yet to respond for a comment.
Sonoran Conservative 
“What color was the uniform the Sheriff was wearing when he served the papers? ”
I don’t know what color it was before he served the papers, but I can tell you at least some of it was monkey-shit brown afterwards.
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And perhaps a slight yellow tinge on the shoes..
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What? No incoherent babbling blustering?
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I’m not getting my hopes up until there is confirmation he didn’t simply slink under another rock.
I checked google maps and satellite imagery doesn’t show a lake of fear pee yet.
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“While trying to act like he wasn’t running scared, he provided pics of where he was going, but never quite telling people the final destination”
When you are in 2 hotels in 2 weeks, you’re hiding.
Quite a big change fromm rolling the bomb on the Enola Gay and seeing people in court.
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The real burning question is, why hasn’t be bought the Inflate-A-Boy those new chompers yet? I guess being out west it’s easier to find horse feed he can grind up with those nubs but damnit, Bill promised!
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They were supposed to get married, and if I recall correctly, the progressive couple were going to travel to Connecticut to complete the process.
Interesting they moved out to New Mexico before the wedding. Which begs the question: Is it off? Seems as though his running and silence may be a result of multiple reasons, although its’ hard to say for sure. Wonder if her family has voiced disapproval of her choice for a mate. Certainly would make sense considering that he seems to want to always start over, but never in silence.
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Is there a truck stop near the Waffle House?
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Gee the valor stealing, Parkinson’s faking shitbag known as William Shmalfeldt (for teh google bomb) had to move less than two weeks after arriving in NM to avoid service?
“How embarrassing”
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It would improve the efficacy of your bomb to do better than he at spelling his name.
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I was going for realism/because autocorrupt/I broke my finger so I fat finger a lot.
Take your pick 🙂
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