In his latest rant of jealousy of Lee Stranahan, Bill Schmalfeldt makes this rather interesting comment..
The one-time grifter, pornographer, admitted pimp of his own wife’s sexual services, has been featured twice recently in national publications. A fawning love letter to Stranny was written this past summer, published in Newsweek, painting Stranahan as the only hope for “saving” the vile Breitbart “News” empire.
Grifter?
What do you call a person who moves from say Wisconsin to Iowa to South Carolina within 4 months, and while in South Carolina, moves several times between hotels in six?
Pornographer?
What about writing cub scout porn? And sodomy rape of women in an article which got you fired from a liberal website?
I’ll hang up and listen offline.
Update:
I need to clarify the ‘grifter’ comment I made –
What do you call a person claiming Stage IV Parkinson’s who moves himself in his own car from say Wisconsin to Iowa to South Carolina within 4 months, and while in South Carolina, moves several times between hotels in six?
I realized that after popcornseller made his most excellent comment, others may not understand context. Hope that helps.
Update 2:
Didn’t mean to assign popcornseller a “he” pronoun. I don’t know what pronoun popcornseller uses in real life, but as a child of the patriarchy, I have.. habits.
“What do you call a person who moves from say Wisconsin to Iowa to South Carolina within 4 months, and while in South Carolina, moves several times between hotels in six?”
Oh, I know this one – a lying, racist, misogynist, disease-faking, stolen valor coward and TODDLERSTALKER!, thy name is Bill Schmalfeldt.
Do I win a prize for my answer?
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“Do I win a prize…”
*PFFT*
Too easy, popcornseller. 😜
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PROJECTION… one of the only things for which the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt demonstrates any aptitude.
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Well, for projection, at least Cabin Boy hasn’t given up on attempting to be a grifter.
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It all these pathetic LUZERS have
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And he has tried multiple times to be a grifter, unlike that piker Stranahan who apparently gave up and found honest work after the first attempt.
That IS what “one-time” grifter means, isn’t it?
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Tried multiple times? I would say he’s yet to not be one.
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But doesn’t a grifter actually… like…. actually get things of value from their scams?
How much you make off of your multi-state road trip bleg, fatass? Or your inflata-ho’s bleg for your lazyazz chair? Or even from the donation button on your website?
Calling you a grifter might not be all that accurate…. given that your success at begging others for money matches your skills at everything else in your crapass existence…
You suck at it.
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“Admitted pimp”? I would hope that he has some proof of that, other than his own fever dreams.
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Sonoran Conservative, the “he” pronoun is correct.
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Well, I’m glad we got straightened out.
Now, how do you suppose Cousin Bill might react if it were revealed that “Roy Schmalfeldt” and “Roy Moore” (of recent Alabama election fame), were one and the same?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Moore
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He’d get stupid and think this was his ticket to some notoriety that would surpass Stranahan..then the slow realization of just how much worse it really is would cause him to soil his skull and bones mumu something fierce.
The result would be hilarious lulz for weeks.
So…are you?
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Sure, for the LULZ:
Hey, Bill, I just kicked some ass in the Alabama primaries…
You’re next!
Kindest,
Roy Moore
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You miss out on pointing to some evidence of the “grifter” angle. While telling the court he could not travel to Maryland due to physical pain etc. etc. did he not simultaneously solicit donations so he could do a 48 states road tour?
There is so much $hyt in the Schmelfeldt pigsty I cant keep track of it all.
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oops. Already mentioned. Read before you post kids.
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