LULZ MUSCLES IN CRITICAL CONDITION!!
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!
Update: Link above.
Someone.. please..call me an ambulance! STAT!!
LULZ MUSCLES IN CRITICAL CONDITION!!
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!
Update: Link above.
Someone.. please..call me an ambulance! STAT!!
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I was assured I would be sued if I mentioned Bill’s imaginary friend by name. Another of Bill’s lies.
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She didn’t even appear on the plaintiff list.
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KOOKY!
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He must be leaving that for the third amended complaint….
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She must’ve really messed up that he chose not to include her in the Second Amended Complaint. He was getting all lathered up about adding her because we had impugned her honor by just mentioning her name. And now? Tossed aside like a used dishrag.
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He got drunk and forgot. That happens with some frequency.
Too bad, really. Discovery with her would be FUN!
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Bill has been a busy beaver.
Sharing a roach motel room with a rotten, maggot gagging beaver.
KOOKY!
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I meant Dianne Preston.
Phone, PETRIFIED!
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Have you read the hotel reviews? *snerk* At least it’s “only” $42 (plus tax?) per night.
So they’re paying damn near what we are for a three bedroom house (incl. utilities) with a tad more square footage and no drug deals, roachs, or bed bugs.
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They are paying more than I am for N-an entire house with 2 floors and a finished basement! No bugs or skanks allowed!
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Great. My wife wanted to join me for my visit. House rules is house rules.
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Well, after I email-blasted EVERY LANDLORD INTHE ENTIRE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA (no, really – there’s a list) and reminded them that STEP 1 of any background check is RUN A CREDIT REPORT on any prospective tenant, that general advice has apparently guaranteed that a guy with two moves in 6 months and a pending lawsuit in Maryland is going to get the brush off.
Oops.
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Stole a page from Cousin Roy’s handbook, did you?
Bravo, well done That Zombie!
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Stole?
Heck no, I sent Krendler an autographed first edition of _Ensuring Bull Schmalfeldt Never, Ever Gets an Even Break_
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MJ I see you are not named!
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Alas, no I’m not. But, that doesn’t mean I’m done with him.
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That witch in the green dress is almost enough to make me swear off women for a week.
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Schmalfeldt obviously has…
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The one in the black, however….
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That’s “a big ol’ black man in women’s clothes.” To quote the one in the dress, that is.
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Green dress, that is. [But not a real green dress; that’s cruel.]
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Then it is just bill “Brain Damaged Troll”** schmalfeldt type.
**source
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Interesting comment by Kyle
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thanks man.
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